"The Great Asian Glue Attack of 2005"
The members at too_much_info don't flinch at much. After all, this is a community brought together by the best stories involving bodily functions not usually mentioned at cotillions (the content might not be worksafe for some).

Piss, poo, fart, bleed, leak, jiggle, splort or marinate and no one cares. In fact, they writhe with glee. nathanmock kills some ants with superglue and people get offended. rancid_placenta says "This post makes me sad :("

Which leads to the debate on whether ants qualify as "animals." Which segues into poking fun at furries...like you do (this part ends pretty funny).

Which leads to serial killer prophecies, Dubya bashing, Dr. Phil and poor comma use.

It was all over until cathead001tries to set the record straight so that people will leave the ant torturer alone. "since i am a biology major, i realize ants are importent to the environment and that we would not be able to function without them and blahblahblah. but, there are MILLIONS of them on this earth, so i don't think it makes all that much of a difference if some of them get killed. and as to the torturing, well, anyone who gets all hyped about ants getting tortured needs to get their priorities straight. they are just ANTS. if u think ants getting torured is bad, then go take a look at all the damage in asia due to the tsunamis, and while ur at it, go take a look at all the pictures of the bloated corpses floating around. THATS what u should be getting all hyped up about-not about a bunch of ants getting tortured. seriously, all these people who made a fuss about ants being tortured need a wake up call."

It doesn't work.</lj>

Bonus: Ants are like Jehovah's Witnesses.

mydarkerside sums it up nicely with, "Only in this community will people flip out about a few fucking dead ants and then not feel anything when they see a picture of hundreds of dead tsunami victims."