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Critical Cricket ([info]criticalcricket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-01-18 02:07:00


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Would you Like Splooge with That?
It looks like a standard Bad Service/Sucky Customer Wank, but it turns into so much more.

In Bad Service, Ravendrexn posts about a bad experience at McDonald's. There's a misunderstanding between himself and the cashier concerning what he ordered so she rolls her eyes and turns away and he proceeds to make himself a sucky customer by cussing her out. The incident alone seems a bit wanky in its own right, but the replies are what seem to rake it all in. Atalantapendrag is not amused but nobody else seems to care what they think as the replies to that comment explodes into all manner of fun wanky tangents, my favorite being atalantapendrag and ashi_moto's throw down on grammar, sheep raping, slash and yaoi. I think you get bonus points for spotting the LJDrama crew in action.


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layne
2005-01-18 10:15 am UTC (link)
Bwwhaahaahhaa!

The word "fucking" is used 19 times on ashi-moto's throw down.

Yes, I counted...

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-01-18 01:36 pm UTC (link)
How nice to see [info]atlantapendrag again, it's been, what, three days?

But to list yaoi as an interest, and think it's an insult to say someone is a slash writer, is hypocrisy of the sort normally only seen in televangelists caught in motels with tranny hookers.
::DIES. LAUGHING.::

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[info]hellespont
2005-01-18 03:34 pm UTC (link)
The OP is an utter jackass. Utter, I say.

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[info]snacky
2005-01-18 04:30 pm UTC (link)
Whoa, being rude to people who work in food service? All it's gonna get you is someone in the back stepping or spitting on your burger.

People, I beg of you, just ask to speak to the manager!

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[info]njyoder
2005-01-18 05:40 pm UTC (link)
This isn't wank worthy you dumb fuck. It's a single idiot who's causing so many reponses to the post. You obviously have no conception of what's wank worthy and what's not.

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[info]lurker32
2005-01-18 06:01 pm UTC (link)
I think you're just jealous that you're not featured in this one.

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[info]njyoder
2005-01-18 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Ouch. My feelings are so hurt. Couldn't you come up with something a little more creative than that?

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[info]lurker32
2005-01-18 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I could, but I'm busy.

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*snerk*
meshou
2005-01-18 09:34 pm UTC (link)
The hell? And you do?

Oh. Never mind.

Had to go through a jumbo bottle of lube just to write your userinfo, didntcha?

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[info]njyoder
2005-01-18 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe you wasted time looking up those posts. I give you a D- for this comment, but only because it required slightly more effort than the one above.

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meshou
2005-01-18 09:50 pm UTC (link)
*nods* Thirty second google searches and clicking the leetle man next to your name is haaaard. I could have used that valuable time creating a troll journal with a masturbatory userinfo. Oh, wasted life.

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[info]kadath
2005-01-18 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I love the userinfo. *pets the cute little userinfo*

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[info]julia
2005-01-19 12:00 am UTC (link)
Even with the lube, looks like he rubbed himself raw. Ouch. *wince*

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[info]lindentree
2005-01-19 02:50 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't wankworthy be one word? I mean, not that it really is a word, but you know.

Also, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Just out of curiosity.

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[info]kadath
2005-01-19 04:05 am UTC (link)
"Wake up" on the wrong side of the bed? He lives there.

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[info]lindentree
2005-01-20 06:36 am UTC (link)
So it would seem! Is the wrong side of the bed the wanky side of the bed, then?

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[info]mastervex
2005-01-19 06:43 am UTC (link)
Can you answer the question that was brought up one of the last few times you were laughed at, about who pays the professional trolls?

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[info]njyoder
2005-01-19 06:49 am UTC (link)
It's a secret. I will tell you that I get paid in little kids though, which I thoroughly enjoy my way with.

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[info]adinaj69
2005-01-19 11:42 am UTC (link)
Enjoy your way with?!

Pbbfft, novice. You should know better, you're supposed to eat them. With goodly amounts of soy sauce and toothpicks, as they're quite stringy.

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[info]feenix
2005-01-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)
My response: Well, fuck.

Look, I know I shouldn't get into moral judgements on WHO IZ TEH COREKT WANKA...but geez. What's with the people thinking that it's perfectly acceptable to make a total spectacle of yourself in public just because it's a rude Mickey D's worker

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-01-19 02:29 pm UTC (link)
I know. If my wee one had been in that line to hear him acting like that, I would've been hella pissed. Well, I would've been anyway, but....

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-01-19 01:15 am UTC (link)
I gotta agree with most of the posters; swearing over a burger is kinda over the top. Just take five minutes to take a deep breath and talk to a manager; it's more effective in the long run than the little tingle you'd get for cursing out a fast-food drudge who can't stoop to your level without getting fired.

With that said, I giggle at the man and his fast food rage. It makes me remember why I quit BK to go back to college.

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