Sex wank (I feel so redundant)
In sextips, samizdatcourier says:

If one's girlfriend refuses to/absolutely does not practice anal sex and oral sex then the only reasonable solution is to dump them and move on.

Why?

Well, for every girl who won't do anal and oral there are probably four more who are prettier, funnier, more fun, and most importaly four more who WILL do both anal and oral. I mean, who in their right mind would want to stay with a limited edition -- someone with prosaic rules and limits -- when the accessable and easy are so plentiful?

People either agree or disagree.

The OP has yet to respond to anyone, but the comments thread is only 2 pages long. Besides, even without a lot of wank in the comments yet, the OP is wanking plenty hard as it is.