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twoiskewl ([info]twoiskewl) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-01-19 20:20:00
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GayWank!
(first wank, yell at me for any errors)

so over at gayteens, user goldenplate posts the following:

My name is Sarah and I am proud to say that I am free of the disease of Homosexuality!

I was fortunate enough to never catch it, and as long as I continue on my good path of faith, I never will!!

For starters, I am a teenager just like you! I am 19 years old, I enjoy drawing japanimation, and I am a devout Mormon!

You can be cured of this disease and become a happy, normal person in the way of the Lord! Jesus loves us all as long as we do his way and only his way ^_^

I was deeply saddened at how many teenagers are afflicted with being gay. It is worse than small pox!! It can be cured in due time, as long as you convert, pray and give up your sinful ways you will go to Heaven and be cured of Homosexuality.

I know this sounds like a hokey post, but please consider it, and leave it up here for that gay kid who hates their life and is thinking about giving Jesus a chance!

You are all in my prayers!

~Sarah

and the wank keeps going.

ETA: the angry community members go to spam her journal with yaoi scans.

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[info]smo
2005-01-20 03:23 am UTC (link)
Sarah doesn't get out much, does she?

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-01-20 03:26 am UTC (link)
Troll. Yawn.

Though that post does make me want to go date girls... Heh.

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[info]silverwind
2005-01-20 03:28 am UTC (link)
... *throws DSM-IV-TR to the troll*

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-01-20 07:13 am UTC (link)
DMS-IV-TR?

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(no subject) - [info]sluggirl, 2005-01-20 07:36 am UTC

[info]pragmatic
2005-01-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
Huh. I've seen this girl before.

Old wank? Or is she back again?

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[info]doyle
2005-01-20 03:40 am UTC (link)
I googled for it and found an LJ Drama feed dated November 22nd: same person, word for word same post. Not sure where they posted it that time.

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(no subject) - [info]pragmatic, 2005-01-20 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-20 05:11 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-01-20 03:36 am UTC (link)
I've seen this before, word for word. Hmmnn...

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-01-20 05:13 am UTC (link)
JESUS MOTHERFUCKIN' CHRIST, put that away! [covers eyes and recoils]

Err, I mean, good job with scaring the fuck out of me. Or something. [whimpers]

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(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2005-01-20 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-20 08:53 am UTC

[info]doyle
2005-01-20 03:41 am UTC (link)
[info]goldenplate's a fairly obvious troll. On 'her' own journal:

I was trying to draw a nice japanimation gentleman, but I must have shaded it in too dark because he looked like a big gay black man! Oh, how my stomach turns whenever I walk past one of those people in my school, especially the gay people! And I am being generous by calling them people, too

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-01-20 05:10 am UTC (link)
I think she's trying to be like Princess Clara from Drawn Together, but failing miserably. Clara's actually amusing when she does it.

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[info]_lotuseater
2005-01-20 03:45 am UTC (link)
How do these people not realize that this girl is a troll? Way to make yourself seem like a bunch of yammering drama queens (pardon the term) by screaming 'breeder' at an imaginary person, guys.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2005-01-20 03:51 am UTC (link)
At least the spamming of yaoi pictures is realativly original.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-20 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2005-01-20 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-20 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-20 02:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-20 02:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinigami_co, 2005-01-20 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-20 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-20 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-20 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-20 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2005-01-20 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2005-01-21 01:43 am UTC

[info]kijikun
2005-01-20 03:51 am UTC (link)
I really hope this is a troll but then I've meet people that think like that.

But it reads very trollish.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-21 01:34 am UTC

[info]25th_of_april
2005-01-20 03:52 am UTC (link)
I don't know any 19 year olds who use the word "hokey." Thus, troll.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2005-01-20 01:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2005-01-20 04:15 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-01-20 03:56 am UTC (link)
I think this was posted here awhile ago.

I couldn't help leaving a few snarky comments in her journal, though. c.c;; I mean, yeah, it's obviously a troll or some ploy to piss everyone off, but still...she asks for it.

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Icon? - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-01-20 04:43 am UTC
Re: Icon? - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-20 04:44 am UTC
Re: Icon? - [info]smo, 2005-01-20 05:07 am UTC
Re: Icon? - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-20 05:09 am UTC
Re: Icon? - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-01-20 05:18 am UTC
Re: Icon? - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-20 06:35 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-01-20 04:00 am UTC (link)
Where's the point in driving on the troll highway? I mean, posing as a religious, gay-bashing zealot? Half a point for using mormon instead of the usual of-the-shelf-baptist identity, in all other respect lame, bad, generic troll. Bad.

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[info]dimethyl
2005-01-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
...am tempted to troll so I can have my journal spammed with yaoi scans.

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(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2005-01-20 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaoscheebs, 2005-01-21 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2005-01-21 04:28 am UTC

[info]chash
2005-01-20 05:32 am UTC (link)
I remember this one!

I do enjoy [info]notaignorantgrl, whose username implies the contrary in several ways.

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(no subject) - [info]andsoyoudied, 2005-01-20 03:12 pm UTC

[info]frenzy
2005-01-20 07:03 am UTC (link)
That scan...was that Kizuna?

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-20 02:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frenzy, 2005-01-20 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-20 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tekenduis, 2005-01-20 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-01-20 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-01-20 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-01-21 02:06 am UTC

[info]iris
2005-01-20 07:06 am UTC (link)
Also, my art teacher gave me an A+ on my japanimation drawing I did. She is a woman and is really nice to me, so I think she might be gay!

Yeah, that smells like troll to me. But...dude. XD!

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(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-01-20 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-20 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-01-20 02:07 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2005-01-20 08:02 am UTC (link)
Hasn't she, or someone else done this exact thing on that community before?

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[info]phosfate
2005-01-20 03:36 pm UTC (link)
We've met the proudly disease-free Sarah before.

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coreopsis
2005-01-20 04:45 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't the use of the word japanimation have been the first clue that this was a troll? I mean, does anybody who is actually interested in anime call it that?

Yeah, I don't know why I keep getting hung up on that part but I do. heh.

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[info]criticalcricket
2005-01-20 05:21 pm UTC (link)
That's it. I am so calling in GAY to work today.

"Hi! I can't come in today. I'm calling in GAY!"

So when will we get our anti-happy pills to cure this epidemic?

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(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-01-21 07:14 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-21 05:05 pm UTC (link)
There was this part where she was comdemning someone to the "Tellestial Kingdom AKA HELL" XD I can't find the exact reply.

Now, I may not be a Mormon (Damn my Catholic-ness.) but isn't the Telestial Kingdom, in its properly spelt form, a level of Heaven?

*Goes to feed the troll*

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