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Bougielala mothafucka ([info]thoms) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-01-20 23:39:00


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Current mood:Prettiful in my jeans kthnx

Sometimes the clothes do not make the man... err. Woman.
Miss O'Hara is a fairly popular amateur political bloggist over on Xanga, who bills herself as some sort of Ann Coulter/Michelle Malkin wannabe, wrapped in the body of a pinup girl. Her posts are typically on the preachy and whiny side, taking on everything from girls who like to watch "Sex and the City" being mindless and unintelligent to a constant barage of "I'm single because men are stupid and only want some Britney/J-Lo/Paris lookalike instead of a girl with morals." Her posts also tend to be on the long side.

Until she lambasts people who wear jeans and sweats and tennis shoes in public.

The wank begins to fly in from all directions. There's the ever present people who agree with her every word, and then the dissenters begin to come in droves, basically informing her that not everyone has the means or the want to dress up everyday that they leave the house, or the ones who point out that their husbands love them no matter what they wear.

[info]tingilya shows up to play in the "My job is tougher than yours and I'll wear what I want so STFU" card.

All the while, Miss O'Hara re-iterates her point that she is right, and also expresses her dismay at women who don't want to dress up for their husbands.

It's pretty much dried up, but it was an amusing read nonetheless.




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It's like Fifties Barbie came to LIFE
[info]spiderflower
2005-01-21 06:48 am UTC (link)
I totally agree that a spouse should dress up nicely.

If I ever got a husband, that bitch would be wearing a pretty dress, pearls and fuck-me heels every damn day.

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Re: It's like Fifties Barbie came to LIFE - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:44 am UTC
Re: It's like Fifties Barbie came to LIFE - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-21 10:42 am UTC
Re: It's like Fifties Barbie came to LIFE - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-21 12:42 pm UTC
Re: It's like Fifties Barbie came to LIFE - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-21 08:12 pm UTC
Re: It's like Fifties Barbie came to LIFE - [info]twocorpses, 2005-01-21 09:12 pm UTC

[info]frau_eva
2005-01-21 06:51 am UTC (link)
I suppose caring makes me shallow - you know, because liking horses makes me shallow, too - but I miss it.

What the fuck do horses have to do with anything? That is the worst comparison I think I've ever seen.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-01-21 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-01-21 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2005-01-22 05:59 pm UTC

[info]blackjackrocket
2005-01-21 07:08 am UTC (link)
She looks all of twelve in her picture. Seriously.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-21 10:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-01-21 06:19 pm UTC

[info]iris
2005-01-21 07:37 am UTC (link)
I wonder where I can get some of what she's smoking.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:46 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-21 07:42 am UTC (link)
That bit about looking nice for one's husband is lifted, pretty much word for word, from a sermon by Joel Osteen. I wonder what else in her journal is not hers.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-01-21 03:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2005-01-21 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-01-21 06:05 pm UTC

[info]jaina
2005-01-21 07:51 am UTC (link)
Oh, step off, *bitch.* If I want to wear jeans and tennis shoes every day (and yeah, I actually do), then what fucking business is it of yours? My husband doesn't care, my boss doesn't care, and I don't care, so why should you?

(Oops. I think I wanked a little. My bad.)

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:47 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-01-21 07:58 am UTC (link)
Fashion tips from someone who wants to be Ann Coulter when she grows up just don't impress me somehow.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyote, 2005-01-21 12:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-21 08:12 pm UTC

[info]moonjaguar
2005-01-21 08:14 am UTC (link)
Marilyn Monroe called. She wants her face off that Xanga icon now. Even Marilyn liked to go out in her sloppies.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-21 12:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-21 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-21 08:00 pm UTC

[info]bubosquared
2005-01-21 09:11 am UTC (link)
tingilya shows up to play in the "My job is tougher than yours and I'll wear what I want so STFU" card.

Ack, I'm agreeing with [info]tingilya on something! Hell must be freezing over.

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(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2005-01-21 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-01-21 09:19 pm UTC

[info]andsoyoudied
2005-01-21 09:22 am UTC (link)
But jeans are sexy.

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[info]indis_earfalas
2005-01-21 09:45 am UTC (link)
Yee Gods! What is this? 1952???

Dress up for your husband? *twitches*

Yeah sure, why not? I'll chase the kids around all day, do housework and gardening and all the other crap involved in housekeeping - THEN I'll run around making myself "acceptable" for his divine presence when he comes home from work and sits his fat arse on the couch for a couple of hours. I guess I should probably be waiting at the door for him with a beer, a pipe and some nice warm slippers too, eh?

Sounds like a GREAT idea!

Actually, that's pretty much what he wanted me to do - thus why he's my EX husband now.

Gads.

OK, I just wanked then didn't I?

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[info]gal_montag
2005-01-21 10:04 am UTC (link)
People who are retarded enough to wear heels to a *farm* should be kicked.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-01-21 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-01-21 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-01-21 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewashinator, 2005-01-23 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-01-24 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewashinator, 2005-01-24 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-01-24 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-01-24 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-21 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-01-21 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-01-21 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-01-21 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-01-21 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-01-24 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pfeffermuse, 2005-01-22 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-21 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-01-21 10:01 pm UTC

[info]kittikattie
2005-01-21 10:05 am UTC (link)
Someone who doesn't think jeans are sexy clearly isn't wearing the right jeans.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-21 10:51 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-21 07:51 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-21 10:07 am UTC (link)
I sure want to wear nice boots to step in horse pies. <_<

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-01-21 10:50 am UTC (link)
Yes bitch, your arse does look big in that wank. And OMFG hooker books while stroking horsies? Are you fucking nuts!?

There are a gazillion types of comfortable but neat shoes out there one can wear instead of tennis shoes...

Hahahaa suck my cock. You try shopping for something comfortable in women's shoes, for Australian-sizing 10 1/2, DD width, with extremely high-arch support, EH!?

Sorry for the wank, but as someone who has worn the same pair of sandals pretty much for the past 3 years straight (yes, in winter cold, rain and sun) because I can't find any other shoes anywhere that fit and don't destroy my ankles, she can soooo suck my cock, and the cock of the horse I rode in on, and the horse's owner.

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(no subject) - [info]elle, 2005-01-21 10:53 am UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2005-01-21 03:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-01-22 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-22 11:49 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-23 04:06 am UTC

[info]elle
2005-01-21 11:05 am UTC (link)
....I swear to all that is holy that I did not push "Reply".

But damn, yes. Dressing in high heels to see horsies is not classy. It is poor planning.

And I hate shoe shopping. I'm tall. I don't need three inch goddamn heels. But that's all they carry in my size. Grah.

EDIT: ....Journafen is playing tricks on me, and they're breaking my brain. I am so very sorry to anyone who got these things in their e-mail a zillion times. Screw this, I'm going back to lurking.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-01-21 01:21 pm UTC

kroki_refur
2005-01-21 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Funny how the Ann Coulter-types are contemptuous of Europeans when it suits them (especialy the OMGFrench!), but then say "well, Europeans dress up every day (like fuck they do), so why the hell can't degenerate Americans?"

Bitches, step away from my continent.

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(no subject) - [info]andsoyoudied, 2005-01-21 06:44 pm UTC

[info]ingrid
2005-01-21 03:28 pm UTC (link)
It honors your husband when you look good, because it means you thought he was important enough to put forth effort for.

*nods* It also means he can fetch a higher price when he sells you.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2005-01-22 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2005-01-24 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2005-01-24 01:56 am UTC

[info]littlest_lurker
2005-01-21 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Does a woman who dresses like this to visit a horse farm (that's A.P. Indy, for the nosy) look like the kind of woman who believes in jeans, tracksuits, and sweaters?

Not really. A woman who dresses like that to visit a farm looks like a ninny.

It honors your husband when you look good, because it means you thought he was important enough to put forth effort for. (Kind of similar to getting dressed up to go to God's house, aka "church.") Not to mention the fact that men, those sweet visual creatures they are, like to have something pretty to look at and show off.

What, is this 1955 all of a sudden? Sweeping stereotypes ahoy!

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-21 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-01-21 08:11 pm UTC

[info]kookaburra
2005-01-21 06:32 pm UTC (link)
After reading more of her entry, I'm wondering where she's found this magical land of "There is a pretty bafflingly huge selection of fits out there for pants" because all of the women's pants I've ever come across are apparently designed for 12 year old boys. I'm an hourglass shape, and I have yet to come across jeans that can accomodate my hips and ass without the waist being like those hula-hoop pants clowns wear.

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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-01-21 08:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-01-21 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2005-01-21 10:02 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-01-21 06:53 pm UTC (link)
If O'Hara is right, then why does she lament at least once a week on average that no man will date her, that there are NO DECENT GUYS left in the world, that men suck generally, and that no man could ever satisfy her incessant demands?

This woman is almost 28 years old. If she hasn't gotten married yet, clearly it's because something is wrong with HER. (The average age for first marriage for females in the US is 25. She is behind the curve, to say the least.) Many of the sites she reads are of much younger, much more married bloggers. Perhaps she could quit plagiarizing and posting 4 times a day and take a lesson from some of them.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-01-21 06:56 pm UTC
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[info]sarajayechan
2005-01-21 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Sweats and tennis shoes do not count as "getting dressed." Okay? Considering the vast array of attractive yet comfortable clothing choices women have these days, there's no excuse for our wearing scrubby clothing, regardless of our activity.

You lose.

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Pointed this out to some friends -- my closest friend's boyfriend is a great guy. He says:

"If a woman wants to dress up and look nice for herself, more power to her. But why should she have to dress up to make guys feel good about ourselves? I think my girl would look hot wearing a garbage bag and bunny slippers, though. And while I don't enjoy the idea of other guys ogling her, I can't help but feel sorry for people who don't think she's hot when she's wearing her jeans, birkenstocks, and hoodie when we go to movies or out to get coffee.

"Also? I love my girlfriend. I respect her. She's smart, funny, could probably kick my ass -- she's not a TROPHY. Women are not TROPHIES they're PEOPLE. I feel sorry for women who don't think they're people."

She's found Teh Greatest Guy Evar, OMG. He's now all annoyed that he has to sign up for a Xanga account to reply and he doesn't want to.

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[info]oxydosic
2005-01-22 01:44 am UTC (link)
I swear i've read this in one of those stupid 50's movies they used to use to brainwash teenage girls.

And screw this chick. I've always been a t-shirt and jeans person. It never kept me from getting a guy. Does she really think all men are that shallow?

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[info]greenglass
2005-01-22 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Sweatpants and their cousins should only be seen at the gym or on people who are actually sweating because they are exercising. Period.

Isn't riding horses considered exercising?

Miss O'Hara is quite sure that no one would ever wear flip-flops for anything other than doing the laundry, going to the beach, and, possibly, taking out the trash.

Or when it's just too hot out and my feet sweat, or if a boyfriend has a bit of a foot fetish, or when you have just painted your toenails and a nice color and want to show them off.

It honors your husband when you look good, because it means you thought he was important enough to put forth effort for. (Kind of similar to getting dressed up to go to God's house, aka "church.")

My husband is God?

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