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the artist formerly known as brigid ([info]megmurry) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-01-21 02:21:00


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Current music:Dar Williams - As Cool As I Am

A Small Otherkin Wank
I figured I would give the furries and pagans a break and share some stop-having-my-belief-system otherkin wank courtesy of the [info]otherkin community on LJ.

[info]big_bad_buddha doesn't want to sound pretentious, but he wants us all to know that he's a Lycanthrope with Angelic wings. As for some of the other things i've got going, i've got ties to three of the four elements. My mother's ppl were earth witches and will-workers and my father's ppl were djinn-kin, as i've mentioned. Because of the wings, i've got ties with the element of Air.

To use his own summary from later in the post, To basically recap, i've got these connections. Lycan, Angelic, Earth-spirits, Djinn, Air-sprites, Unseelighe, Seelighe, Will-workers,

Nice to know he's not over-reaching there or anything.

Community members express a bit of mild disbelief and call him on spelling and terminology issues.

Less than TWO HOURS later, the OP decides the community is SO MEAN and posts a farewell note:
You know, i joined this group in a hope that i would meet others who were different and of course, you're not. Everyone who posted on my last entry was rude and crude and frankly, i don't need that BS. Hope you all have a nice life and get over yourselves. I was simply trying to make myself known. Sorry i don't use the terms in a manner to which you're accustomed, but get over and grow up.

I think two hours might just be a record for the community, but I'm not sure.



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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-21 09:36 am UTC (link)
Wow, I didn't know it was possible to turn yourself into a Mary Sue in real life. In fanfic, sure, but in real life?

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[info]cmikhailovic
2005-01-21 10:35 am UTC (link)
Were you around for this glorious faelike vampire princess? She truly boggles description, though not for lack of trying.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-01-21 10:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-01-21 01:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-01-21 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-01-22 05:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-01-21 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-01-21 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-01-21 11:55 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-21 01:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-21 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlekitsch, 2005-01-22 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-01-22 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twocorpses, 2005-01-21 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2005-01-21 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-01-21 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2005-01-21 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2005-01-21 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2005-01-21 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-01-25 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2005-01-22 07:03 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-01-21 10:27 am UTC (link)
Lycan, Angelic, Earth-spirits, Djinn, Air-sprites, Unseelighe, Seelighe, Will-workers,

Why don't the otherkin have love for the neglected animals? Like seagulls, and Mexican walking fish, and hell, why can't you be an Otherkin bacteria?

"I'm connected to Syphillis and E-coli"

Unfortunately, I'm too distracted by that guy's icon to really comment on teh wank. *stares*

Oh, wait, no I'm not...

And what is "Djinn"?
...
I beleive when they spoke of Djinn, they were talking of what is more commonly called genies... Like in alladins lamp...
...
The L337 spelling of Genie. Kinda like Djelibeybi.


Arabic= L337? Someone tell Osama!

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-01-21 10:44 am UTC (link)
And here the army is having trouble getting Arabic translators. They should just hunt for a MegaTokyo message board!

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-21 11:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rinoared, 2005-01-21 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-01-21 09:27 pm UTC

[info]squib
2005-01-21 11:19 am UTC (link)
*coughs* I was at a "find your spirit animal" meditation once, and I meditated on a virus as my "spirit animal." It didn't make me terribly popular. ;)

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(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2005-01-21 11:22 am UTC

[info]restlesshands
2005-01-21 11:19 am UTC (link)
Haha. I want to be a Mexican walking fish. :D :D :D

Or...um...a pangolin!

Or a platypus! I WILL DEFY CLASSIFICATION AND CONFUSE PEOPLE BY LAYING EGGS!

Eh, or not.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-01-21 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2005-01-21 06:55 pm UTC

[info]spiderflower
2005-01-21 01:07 pm UTC (link)
and Mexican walking fish

I CALL DIBS ON THAT RIGHT NOW. My soul is complete.

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[info]andsoyoudied
2005-01-21 02:54 pm UTC (link)
why can't you be an Otherkin bacteria

I have found myself at last.

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[info]mpoetess
2005-01-21 03:09 pm UTC (link)
I do have to crack up at Djelibeybi, though. L337 and yummy!

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-22 01:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2005-01-22 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-22 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2005-01-22 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmikhailovic, 2005-01-22 06:39 am UTC

[info]smo
2005-01-21 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Does vegetable life count as otherkin? I wanna be Penicillin!

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[info]funwithrage
2005-01-21 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, if we get into the mythological creatures, I'm getting out my Monster Manual too. Because *someone* out there has a soulbond with a flumph.


Arisia this year has a panel on "alternate identities" and I am not going within fifty feet. 'Cause, damn.

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(no subject) - [info]captainecchi, 2005-01-21 04:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-01-21 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainecchi, 2005-01-21 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-01-21 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-01-22 07:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2005-01-22 04:04 am UTC

[info]telophase
2005-01-21 05:10 pm UTC (link)
I am a colony of fire ants, actually. We should really start referring to ourselves in the plural.

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(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2005-01-21 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-01-21 08:41 pm UTC

[info]cairea
2005-01-21 07:58 pm UTC (link)
I was informed at one point that I ooze puffin.

I'm guessing this has something to do with the fact that I'm small, round, and am clumsy in what should be my natural element (ie, walking upright).

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-01-21 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cairea, 2005-01-22 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2005-01-21 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cairea, 2005-01-22 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-22 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-01-22 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cairea, 2005-01-22 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-01-23 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cairea, 2005-01-23 08:20 pm UTC

[info]kookaburra
2005-01-21 10:02 pm UTC (link)
I claim a spiritual connection to a Shoggoth!

So don't judge me when I rise up from demeaning slavery and destroy civilizations! It's in my nature.

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(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2005-01-22 04:05 am UTC

[info]plazmah
2005-01-25 04:02 am UTC (link)
I would like to take a moment to announce my deep and unbreakable connection to the jellyfish. I'm so dangerous and misunderstood OMG.

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-01-21 12:46 pm UTC (link)
Unseelie and Seelie? 0_o
Um...no. Don't work that way, from what little I know on the Fae.

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[info]coyote
2005-01-21 12:57 pm UTC (link)
*blink*

E-yeah, Titania and Oberon would be MOST displeased if you started mixing Courts. Bad Fae! No biscuit!

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(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-21 01:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyote, 2005-01-21 05:06 pm UTC

[info]spiderflower
2005-01-21 01:03 pm UTC (link)
To basically recap, i've got these connections. Lycan, Angelic, Earth-spirits, Djinn, Air-sprites, Unseelighe, Seelighe, Will-workers,

I'm waiting for the "unicorn (half)".

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(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-21 01:12 pm UTC
quiet sob - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-21 01:35 pm UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-21 01:57 pm UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-21 02:28 pm UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]napoleon, 2005-01-21 04:15 pm UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]twocorpses, 2005-01-21 09:04 pm UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-22 03:11 am UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-01-22 08:58 am UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]loki, 2005-01-22 07:46 pm UTC
Re: quiet sob - [info]plazmah, 2005-01-25 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sneer, 2005-01-22 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-22 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2005-01-24 01:46 am UTC

[info]shoiryu
2005-01-21 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Good lord, pick an "I'm so speshul" nametag and wear it, already!

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[info]ingrid
2005-01-21 02:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm seeing a lot of rocks and glass houses myself.

I guess my ancestry is mostly construction worker.

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(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-01-21 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-01-22 04:27 am UTC
wank alert
(Anonymous)
2005-01-21 02:43 pm UTC (link)
It's people like me wot cause unrest. Look, more knitting wank (http://www.livejournal.com/community/knitting/3405359.html).

- anonymouse who can't be bothered to sign up for account.

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[info]bitca
2005-01-21 05:49 pm UTC (link)
I'm just frightened that one of them has read "Tithe." *shudders* Should I warn [info]blackholly that she has otherkin fans?

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(no subject) - [info]megmurry, 2005-01-21 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-01-22 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-01-22 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-22 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-01-22 04:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2005-01-23 03:04 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-01-21 06:11 pm UTC (link)
My connection is a name-level half-gnome necromancer/paladin/ninja lycantrophe with +15 vorpal lightsaber, elder god ancestors and a giant amoeba mount and can kick their collective asses anytime.

Just saying.

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(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-01-21 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-01-22 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-01-22 01:39 am UTC

[info]greenling
2005-01-22 04:26 am UTC (link)
This is mean? Wow. Where's the carnage? Heck, where do they actually follow up and say outright why his claims are spurious, in most instances?

I want blood, dammit! I want to see people's intestines spill for so many connectionthingies, accusations and counter-accusations between the spiritualists, the mentalists and the pseudoscientists! I want to see the girl who mentions worse people making it through name those names, preferably with half of them being admins and the other half being some random mythological subset she doesn't believe in because she had this dream once that told her how the whole world worked! I want to see the guy calling the community schizo cut in half by a freshman psychology major!

*sniff* The community has sunk so low when the larger communities can't even come up with a good flame anymore.

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(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-01-22 04:27 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-01-22 12:25 pm UTC (link)
I AM A VAMPYREIC LYCANTHROPIC HALF-ELF HALF-HOBBIT HALF-SPONGE NINJA PIRATE FROM ANDROMEDA GALAXY, AND FYI I'VE GOT CONNECTIONS WITH THE NEW YORK MAFIA AND AN AUTHENTIC PIMP CUP ATTACHED TO MY PELVIS. BECAUSE OF THIS, I'VE GOT TIES WITH THE ELEMENT OF COMPLETE-BULLSHYTE.

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