A Small Otherkin Wank
I figured I would give the furries and pagans a break and share some stop-having-my-belief-system otherkin wank courtesy of the otherkin community on LJ.

big_bad_buddha doesn't want to sound pretentious, but he wants us all to know that he's a Lycanthrope with Angelic wings. As for some of the other things i've got going, i've got ties to three of the four elements. My mother's ppl were earth witches and will-workers and my father's ppl were djinn-kin, as i've mentioned. Because of the wings, i've got ties with the element of Air.

To use his own summary from later in the post, To basically recap, i've got these connections. Lycan, Angelic, Earth-spirits, Djinn, Air-sprites, Unseelighe, Seelighe, Will-workers,

Nice to know he's not over-reaching there or anything.

Community members express a bit of mild disbelief and call him on spelling and terminology issues.

Less than TWO HOURS later, the OP decides the community is SO MEAN and posts a farewell note:
You know, i joined this group in a hope that i would meet others who were different and of course, you're not. Everyone who posted on my last entry was rude and crude and frankly, i don't need that BS. Hope you all have a nice life and get over yourselves. I was simply trying to make myself known. Sorry i don't use the terms in a manner to which you're accustomed, but get over and grow up.

I think two hours might just be a record for the community, but I'm not sure.