Vintage customers suck wank, anyone?
I like reading through the archives of that community, seeing what i missed before i found the place. Today, i found This little gem.

Not extreme exploding wank, but..basically a poster complains about how people keep telling her she should donate her long hair to charity. A respondent makes the mistake of wondering why cancer patients would be concerned with wigs when they're, you know, DYING (her words). People get mad, and one wishes her to go bald! Yay!