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Jess D. Ripper ([info]jess_d_ripper) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-01-30 16:17:00


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300 Post Wank Pile-up in Thedogcommunity
Leeola says she wants to breed her Chihuahua. It's too small, and Leeola doesn't seem very informed about breeding. And she's really got a hang up about "mutts."

sorrows_crow: "Breeding a Chihuahua that's under 3 pounds is dangerous."
leeola: "You only say that cause your Chihuahua is to big to be considered a chihuahua. you paid 500 bucks for a dog that is a mutt."

leeola: "I don't think breeding your dog once is over populating. Are you guys bettering the breeds you have when most of you own mutts?"

leeola: "Who's dog here is show quality and be honest. Because I think most of you have mutts or none quality show dogs."

Here's an exceptionally stupid post:

"sweety..dont listen to all these morons...lets all go get our vaginas ripped apart bc we shouldnt have children...are we fuckin serious..if she was out in the wild she would be reproducing..as long as she is not a 'whore puppy' lol than who the hell gives a damn.."

lollolz whore puppy amiright? [I will not be held liable for any brain damage caused by reading the above.]


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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-01-30 11:11 pm UTC (link)
My cats think that doggy looks TASTY.

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[info]bubba_ray
2005-01-30 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Two and a half pounds, that should barely make a good meal for them.

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[info]dawnswalker
2005-01-31 12:53 am UTC (link)
That would barely make a good meal for a hamster.

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[info]lukita
2005-01-31 03:33 am UTC (link)
Maybe as an appetizer?

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[info]eclair
2005-01-30 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Whoa... Chihuahua wank.

I just hope Chihuahua don't really cost 500 dollars or more, I have no idea if mine is show quality, only that he is a purebred. I paid 150USD for him so 500 just seems... whoa, unless they come with their own satellite and remote control.

(Its so sad though, the rats here are bigger than him and god knows he wouldn't win in a fight against them.)

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2005-01-30 11:41 pm UTC (link)
It's very common for a purebred dog, even a small one, to cost 500, or much more. But it all depends on the breeder. People who are into showing, or sporting, can pay thousands for a dog. In that world, people will pay 500 dollars for dog sperm!

Unfortunately, I've also seen some really crappy backyard breeders and pet stores selling dogs, including mixes, for an obscenely inflated price.

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[info]eclair
2005-01-30 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Luckily, I bought Roy for my father, so he can feel the warmth in his heart return after so many months without a chihuahua. I guess I got a good deal then, since we've checked the papers and everything to make sure its legit. (You have to be extra careful about that in Puerto Rico.)

Wow though. Its simply amazing.

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[info]backfromspace
2005-01-30 11:20 pm UTC (link)


...yeah.

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[info]greypearl
2005-01-31 12:30 am UTC (link)
Whore puppy, now available with cleavage:

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2005-01-31 12:41 am UTC (link)
Hahaha, excellent!

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[info]auguris
2005-01-31 12:59 am UTC (link)
A Hitler icon. Excellent.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-01-31 01:45 am UTC (link)
Why do you have a Hitler icon? Doesn't lend well to your credibility, that's for darn sure.

Cause I like Hitler...


Well, that was quick. We can all go home now, folks. Thanks for the memories.

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[info]lindentree
2005-01-31 03:17 am UTC (link)
Apparently anyone you have in an icon is your role model! Who knew?

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-01-31 03:40 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm taking your opinion with a grain of salt. Your icon certainly doesn't lend well to your credibility.

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[info]tekenduis
2005-01-31 02:22 am UTC (link)
Wow. A breastfeeding wank and a backyard breeder wank in the span of a couple of days and no sign of [info]conuly. Fess up, wankers. Who's got her tied up in their backyard?

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[info]tekenduis
2005-01-31 02:41 am UTC (link)
For the love of god don't breed them!

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[info]xero_sky
2005-01-31 05:52 am UTC (link)
That's inhumane! Your poor puppy...

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[info]xero_sky
2005-01-31 07:04 am UTC (link)
They should be mated for life, then.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-01-31 07:18 am UTC (link)
Is she breast feeding the puppy?

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-01-31 02:58 am UTC (link)
That mental image will lull me to sleep at night, along with the packs of evil Persians prowling the jungle...

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-01-31 03:49 am UTC (link)
Nyrow?

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[info]pokecheck
2005-01-31 08:09 am UTC (link)
Oh give me a home
Where the chihuahua roam
Where the deer and the chihuahua play
Where seldom is heard
A mutt cross-breeding word
And the inbred are happy all day

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[info]pokecheck
2005-02-01 11:20 am UTC (link)
Does that mean I'm your fandom?

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[info]ashenmote
2005-01-31 02:04 pm UTC (link)
Fierce sabretooth chihuahuas!

If they can't find any mammoths to maul, they hunt jumpy second rate pomeranians over a cliff's edge.

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[info]lindentree
2005-01-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
You know, I'm curious. How can people that stupid manage to get out of bed and dress themselves? Fascinating.

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[info]loony666
2005-01-31 03:31 am UTC (link)
Right. All those wild chihuahuas... O.o

Also, from somebody who has a purebreed dog: never again! As much as I love my dog, I'm getting mutts from here on out. So many less health issues to deal with.

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[info]thoms
2005-01-31 09:11 am UTC (link)
Oh word. I had a Siberian Husky. Between problems with her thyroid, some other problem that I can't remember now, and eventually cancer, it's sworn me off purebred dogs for life.

Of course, I think a lot of what was going on with her could have been spared if her vet would have been competent. That's just me though. And yeah, I'm a little bitter, but I'll spare you that.

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-02-01 02:09 am UTC (link)
The breeder my Devon Rex babies were rescued from (one was too small for showing, the other had a ripped ear) used to breed Siamese cats, but the obsession in Australian showing with narrow heads had led to too many Siamese kittens being born with braincases too narrow for their brains... ~shudder~ I think UK showing standards are more realistic and less cruel.

I've lucked out with my Rexes, as the breed is very hardy so long as you keep them warm while at rest and find a vet not stupid enough to think they have a fever because their temperature is higher than those of other cats.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-01-31 04:43 am UTC (link)
My mutt's more beautiful than your purebred.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-01-31 05:52 am UTC (link)
The idea of some of these people actually owning animals makes me want to cry. Yes, leeola, gelosia, deringer (who, by the way, informs us variously that s/he was once a veterinary "techinition" and "techiction," as opposed to a "technician"), vamp_pixieduzt, and stixonbambi (especially you, you fucking moron), I'm talking to you all.

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[info]restlesshands
2005-01-31 07:20 am UTC (link)
*snerk* Being a vet tech does NOT mean that you're at all well informed about animals. I've worked at a vet clinic. Since high school. Yeah, you pick up stuff. On the other hand, some of my co-workers were the most woefully ignorant and stupid people I've ever had the misfortune to meet. On the other other hand, they also didn't last very long. Might explain why deringer WAS a veterinary technician (or...techinition? techiction? who knows?), rather than CURRENTLY being one.

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2005-02-01 03:35 am UTC (link)
Gelosia actually runs the community, which may explain why this thread died an untimely death.

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[info]lurker32
2005-01-31 06:01 am UTC (link)
Leeola doesn't seem very informed about breeding.

Or about participating in a threaded discussion. Sheesh. Keep all your whining in one thread, cantcha?

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[info]thoms
2005-01-31 09:06 am UTC (link)
BAHHHHHLEETED!

Damn. Just when I was getting to the big long thread in the middle, too.

The idea of those people owning dogs frightens me. And makes me all the happier that all four of my little girls were happily spayed when they were 6 months old.

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2005-01-31 11:17 am UTC (link)
Dang! I thought that community usually just froze posting (could be confusing it with another one though).

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[info]linwe_ar_feinie
2005-01-31 12:11 pm UTC (link)
It's been bahleeted, but I did see it before it went. That poster who said sweety..dont listen to all these morons was amazing! S/he claimed to be a breeder producing champion dogs! someone as ignorant as that is breeding dogs and selling them? These so-called 'morons' were actually offering the OP sound advice, on the whole.

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[info]linwe_ar_feinie
2005-01-31 12:40 pm UTC (link)
[info]leelo also posted it in her own LJ, but she doesn't seem to have taken on board any of the advice.

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[info]sesana
2005-02-01 06:59 am UTC (link)
just thought id tell you that its your dog and you have the right to do anything you want with her..

*full body shudder*

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[info]linwe_ar_feinie
2005-02-01 11:45 am UTC (link)
Like beat it, I suppose. That's the same poster who said sweety..dont listen to all these morons...lets all go get our vaginas ripped apart bc we shouldnt have children.. ETC. in the original post. The person who 'breeds champion dogs'.

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[info]sesana
2005-02-02 04:49 am UTC (link)
Right. I'm going to grab a shaker of salt out of the kitchen. It'll be needed.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-01-31 09:41 pm UTC (link)
I suppose telling this twerp about my friend who can't bear any more children because her body was really, really not meant to would be pointless.

Maybe I should hit her with a baseball bat instead, eh?

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[info]teratologist
2005-02-01 12:46 am UTC (link)
Breeding a dog that you know in advance is going to need a C-section makes the baby Darwin cry.

On the other hand, if I could breed my rats to be just a smidge more bulbous-headed and doggy looking, I bet I could make a fortune off of idiots like this.

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[info]sesana
2005-02-01 07:03 am UTC (link)
That's a distinct possibility.

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