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Fi ([info]darthfi) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-01-31 20:43:00
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Mock the Stupid wank!
Amethest talks about teachers with limited vocabulary.

Megarandom says that he would show up and mock any teacher who treated his child that way.

Various grammar whores appear.

Chibi_vegeta announces that all British people are wrong and stupid for their spelling usages and adds: "Just because a whole nation is too lazy to properly pronounce it doesn't justify its inclusion in a dictionary..."

Mini-wank ensues.

Enjoy. Oh, and Conuly makes an appearance, for all those of you who have been pining...

Edit: And the mods have deleted the thread.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2005-01-31 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Anybody else want to murder chibi_vegeta's full stop key?

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-01 04:30 am UTC (link)
No, I just want to murder him/her/it. But DBZ fans tend to do that to me.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-02-01 01:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2005-02-01 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-02-01 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2005-02-01 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-02-01 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2005-02-01 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-02-01 06:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-02-01 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2005-02-01 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2005-02-01 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2005-02-02 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-01 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana_kujan, 2005-02-02 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-02 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2005-02-02 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-02 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2005-02-01 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-02-01 11:33 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-01-31 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, holy christ. For someone so dang yappy about the tyrrany of "standard" language, [info]conuly is fast to whip out that dictionary.

I almost expect her to go "SHAZZAM!!" when she does it.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-01-31 10:30 pm UTC (link)
*adds to list of reasons that introductory linguistics should be offered in high school*

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[info]sakemaki
2005-01-31 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Sith Academy! *<3 icon*

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[info]gal_montag
2005-01-31 11:04 pm UTC (link)
*Why* does [Bad username: chibi+vegeta] even every sentence with an elipsis?

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[info]gal_montag
2005-01-31 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Curses! That should be chibi_vegeta. Why do some work and others don't?

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-01-31 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Because he has "a vociferous appetite for the ellipse..."

Not, of course, knowing that he's using the word incorrectly, since we can't hear him being vociferous over the Internet.

On the Internet, no one can hear you wank.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-01-31 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2005-01-31 11:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyn, 2005-02-01 04:10 am UTC

[info]darthfi
2005-01-31 11:40 pm UTC (link)
*blushes like mad at the realisation that she, too, has used ellipses in her post*

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-02-01 03:49 am UTC

[info]notjo
2005-02-02 02:09 am UTC (link)
Gah, I hate people like that. I read it in my head with all the pauses, and they sound so freaking stupid.

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-02-02 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-02-02 03:24 am UTC

[info]tekenduis
2005-01-31 11:51 pm UTC (link)
I think if we'd had a grammar wank without [info]conuly after a breastfeeding wank and puppy breeding wank without her, the world may well have exploded. Disaster averted once again!

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[info]jetamors
2005-02-01 12:37 am UTC (link)
"nectarous"?

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-02-01 01:52 am UTC (link)
Sounds like Beatrice Potter. After all, she thought "soporific" was a very good word to use in a picture book for toddlers.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-01 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-02-02 12:46 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-01 04:32 am UTC (link)
I think I read it in a slashfic once. Referring to a cock.

Yeah, I thought it sounded pretty wrong at the time...

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-02-01 01:51 am UTC (link)
[info]chibi_vegeta posts like s/he has taken one too many sedatives this morning.

And for heaven's sake, "whinge" isn't an "English, therefore wrong" variant spelling of "whine", it's an entirely different word. "Whining Pom" just doesn't sound the same.

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-02-01 01:53 am UTC (link)
And "spelt" is correct, damnit.

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(no subject) - [info]mael, 2005-02-01 03:54 am UTC

[info]miss_kitten
2005-02-01 02:46 am UTC (link)
I like how the rest of this thread basically just degenerates into people trying to top everybody else's look-how-smart-I-am anecdote about being the most accelerated kid in the class.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-02-01 02:52 am UTC (link)
I was so smart in school, they gave me a short bus all to myself!

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-02-02 02:30 am UTC

[info]greypearl
2005-02-01 06:00 am UTC (link)
There's even a suggestion for a [info]great_students community after all of that. At least all of the self-aggrandizing would be contained in one place... right?

*sighs*

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-01 07:47 am UTC

[info]beandelphiki
2005-02-01 08:02 am UTC (link)
What the hell, I joined in with that. It's nice to commiserate about teachers who really were stupider than you were.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-02-01 03:33 am UTC (link)
I'm just a bit boggled by the part where someone gushes about Where the Red Fern Grows. That's the only book I've ever thought should be burned, if just for little 9 year old me who cried and cried when the cute puppie doggies got gutted by the mountain lion.

Life lessons through dog guts and flayed raccoons. Yuck.

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-02-01 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-02-01 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-02-01 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-01 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-02-01 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-02-01 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-02-02 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-02 11:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-02-02 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-02 10:21 am UTC

redatt
2005-02-01 04:06 am UTC (link)
Damn it! Spelt is spelled correctly.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-02-02 05:28 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-02-01 04:30 am UTC (link)
Hey, that's twice I've seen a spelt wank in 3 days. Must be something in the water. And the other one was between a Brit and a Yank as well.

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[info]sarracenia
2005-02-01 07:11 am UTC (link)
That thread gave me flashbacks to high school English class, where I got yelled at for reading instead of watching the movie the teacher was showing. I had such a hard time keeping my face straight during that.

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(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2005-02-01 07:34 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-02-01 11:32 am UTC (link)
Baleeted. Damn.

Though it never fails to astonish me how every second person on LJ apparently has an IQ of 18643 and was reading Cuneiform and Latin when they were three and had mastered geometry and algebra in the cradle wankwankwank...

Where are these UBERSMARTZ people in real life? And why DO they congregate on LJ? ;)

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(no subject) - [info]cynicelle, 2005-02-01 02:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-02-02 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2005-02-01 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-02-02 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-02-02 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2005-02-02 09:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]electricchick, 2005-02-01 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-02-02 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-02-02 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]electricchick, 2005-02-02 12:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2005-02-02 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-02-03 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2005-02-02 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-02-08 08:27 am UTC

  
   
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