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Sunday, August 31st, 2003
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11:14a - Thanks to my pal Salana for finding this one...
And for writing it up for us. From the always wankalicious guinea lynx guinea pig board, we get a lovely little wank and...well, let's get Sal's write up, shall we?
Summary:
"hi, my guinea pig is sick."
"Use proper capitalization!"
"my guinea pig does this, this, and this."
"Please use the shift key, it's part of the etiquette for the forum."
"the shift key is a lost cause. my guinea pig is getting worse."
"We're asking you nicely to use the shift key and correct punctuation."
"well, you know, i check all of my posts for grammar and punctuation. so, about my guinea pig..."
"You are being deliberately rude to us! That shows a lack of decency on your part!"
"my guinea pig is feeling better, what should i be feeding him?"
"If your going to psot you should check the grammer and isnt it common decency to take the extra 0.0005 seconds to move the pinkie, hold down the shift key, releash..."
"so, about my guinea pig..."
Forum owner: "I'm going to have to make it more clear in the rules for this forum that this kind of disrespect is not allowed!"
Pure poetry in motion. With guinea pigs!
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7:27p - Ahh...DeviantArt.
(crossposted to ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) fandom_wank)
You guys never fail to provide the wank when I need you to.
For the people that aren't arteests, DeviantArt (or DA) is the FF.net of art. Like FFN in its earlier days, it has forums. Unlike FFN did, though, some of DA's forums (just by their very nature) seem geared to generate as much bukkake as possible, most notable among these being the "Complaints" forum, which is a general rantbox.
Thesuper decides to complain about the prominence of gays in the media. Of course, wank ensues immediately.
( And then the lovejuice really starts flowing. )
All in all, just another day on DeviantArt.
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9:28p - "You're not REALLY a lesbian!"
Wank was born in one of my childfree posts... I'm so proud. *sniffles* It has nothing to do with childfreeness or children at all, and I almost posted it to fandom_wank because of the yaoi aspect, but decided it was more non-fandom in nature.
First, yaoipimp mentions offhand in an otherwise on-topic comment that a) she is a lesbian and b) she likes yaoi.
girlmecha can't deal with this, and decides to inform every lesbian who has ever had any positive feelings about a man's appearance that they've been referring to themselves by the wrong sexual orientation all these years.
Wank, of course, ensues.
Watch out for girlmecha's interesting ideas about semantics terminology, and piroshki's reference to "hot, steaming intercourse... with a farm machine".
It's not a huge wank, and ends rather peacefully, but I indirectly gave rise to it, and so I will love it as I would love my own child-- oh, right, never mind. :P
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