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Monday, October 6th, 2003
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10:42a - Vintage customers suck wank, anyone?
I like reading through the archives of that community, seeing what i missed before i found the place. Today, i found This little gem.
Not extreme exploding wank, but..basically a poster complains about how people keep telling her she should donate her long hair to charity. A respondent makes the mistake of wondering why cancer patients would be concerned with wigs when they're, you know, DYING (her words). People get mad, and one wishes her to go bald! Yay!
current mood: annoyed (11 comments |comment on this)
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1:03p - MBI strikes the news again
From the Seattle Post-Intelligencer... yet another instance of Munchausen wankery...
He's played a smart con man pulling off big heists. Now, George Clooney is the victim of a con.
A rep for the actor revealed to MSNBC that after a woman began writing him last year about her cancer-stricken daughter, Clooney started sending gifts and making calls to the terminally ill girl.
Before long, he began to doubt "Cindy" really existed. "He called her one day, and said, 'Great news. I'm getting a private plane and Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and I are all coming to see you.' Then he gets a call back from the mother that the daughter suddenly died," Clooney's spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, said. It all turned out to be fake.
People in the News
From breakthroughs to breakups, read up on your favorite personalities
But, wait, it gets weirder.
"Now the mother supposedly has a sister who supposedly killed herself -- she did it on George's answering machine," says Rosenfield. "And the mother is suing George for wrongful death. But the woman and the daughter and the sister are all the same person."
-- Kristin Dizon
current mood: *face-hands*
current music: Oldies - "You don't have to be a baby to cry" (8 comments |comment on this)
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1:23p - The news was just full of wanks today...
It was a room with a zoo
Mon Oct 6, 7:08 AM ET
By LISA L. COLANGELO, WARREN WOODBERRY Jr. and DAVE GOLDINER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS
A woman who shared a Harlem apartment with a 425-pound tiger said yesterday she was terrified at first - but soon got used to living with the man-eater down the hall.
( what I want to know is did he swing that cat in the room )
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