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Wednesday, November 5th, 2003
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12:01a - Let's auction off a bunch of non-authenticated beanies for the heck of it! I wonder what'll happen?
Hmmm...maybe beanie baby wank!
I love South Florida.
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3:00p - Hey "brothas and sistas", let's have some political wank!
Nothing like day-after-the-election bitching about who won a race, is there? Especially when you can throw racial slurs into the mix.
Most of the time, the Philadelphia community on LJ concerns itself with such deep issues as who's the best vet in town and where to get tattoos. But today it's all Street (our winning incumbent Democratic mayor) vs. Katz (the loser Republican).
"For Those Of You Who Voted For John Street
Hang your heads in shame... have fun lettin the "brothas and sistas" run our city into the ground. I'll be watching from college and laughing while you complain about him for the next 4 years and the city collapses around you."
That's all it took to rev up the wank engines. It overflows into several more threads after that.
Could be nastier, I admit, but the day is still young and the one thread's blossomed pretty quickly.
current mood: annoyed (9 comments |comment on this)
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10:12p - ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) sextips wank
Someone posts to the LJ community sextips that she is a virgin, and want to stay that way, but that her male friend wants to screw her with a strap-on "since it technically wouldn't be having sex."
The first few commenters give normal advice: don't do it if you don't want to. But then desertroze chimes in with "Penetration is penetration..which ultimately means no longer a virgin." This, of course, opens up a whole can of worms, starting with "Are lesbians doomed to virginity?", and "Then if you use tampons you won't be a virgin." Then rape is brought in and the value of dictionaries, and it all just spirals downhill.
current mood: energetic
current music: Mutt-Blink-182-Enema of the State (13 comments |comment on this)
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