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Friday, November 28th, 2003
12:04a - Customers Suck Pregnancy wank!
It's really just one part of the thread, but i found it amusing nonetheless. A woman posts about how she feels she's been treated with disrespect by service people during her pregnancy.

Someone responds that pregnant women deserve respect. Someone else disagrees.

Watch mommy-to-be martyr herself! Watch an argument about disabilities and pregnant parking! Watch someone deliver this:

But just because someone has basketball-belly doesn't mean I'm going to defer to you and smile and coo over your fertility and be all impressed with how much you're giving up and the "sacred duty" you're taking on because you and your mate figured out how to insert Tab A into Slot B.

*giggle*


current mood: *sporfle!*

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7:47p - Snarky little avvies, holding hands...
Korinae believes Michael Jackson is innocent. Everyone else points and laughs.

Choice quotes. )

(posted to OTF_W because it's not exactly fandom)

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8:25p
Looking for wank on AOL is like using a rocket launcher to fish in a koi pond. If they weren't bad enough already, for the 40th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination, AOL started a message board for people to discuss their memories and conspiracy theories, and oh, but the fur did fly. Most of them are pretty dull and technical, but then we get the gem of a poster by the name of Gerald6804.

And I should mention: All of the moronic HTML is copied straight from the board posts and unretouched. Reading this without the formatting would take a layer of absurdity away from it.

Oh yes, he has conspiracy theories, but they ain't about the assassination. )
StevenDeeDee is not pleased, nor all that concerned about the country's looming exclamation point shortage. )
But gerald6804 is quick to demonstrate that school, like statistics, can be used to prove anything. )
And it's only a matter of time, in a Kennedy debate, before Jackie O's honor guard turns up. )
...but prove useless in the face of gerald6804's overpowering smel--er, rhetoric. )

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