Meet theresahr. Theresa is a bitch. I'm not being petty -- she takes pride in this, and whereas some woman can pull it off with aplomb, well, Theresa is not one of those woman. She's more the "nails on a blackboard" kind. And a boring one at that -- between quizzes and her obsession for a pothead named Owen, her journal is an excellent cure for insomnia.

Detached, disinterested, despondent. [Feb. 9th, 2004|10:58 am]
I have practically no friends now.
I kind of like it in a way. I was getting sick of wondering how those jerks felt about me.
I'm turning into Sylvia Plath. And Owen is my Ted Hughes, calling me a "bobby-socks American."
But I don't know if I'll stick my head in the oven. I'd rather not, to be honest.

Don't miss the comment where she clarifies for the sake of...um...nobody, it seems. If one LJer wanks alone in the woods, does it make a splat?

Yes, yes, boring, I know...but wait! Is it..."you Friended me" wank? Why yes it is! In which one self-proclaimed bitch feminist goes wild over another user's screenname & icon, neither of which is offensive in the slightest. (Theresa has a nasty habit of deleting comments she does not like, I'm afraid, so I'll paste what currently remains below the cut.) The fun starts here then here. And then it gets really fun.

Keep in mind as you try to follow along: this is the "filthy icon" in question. *boggles*

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