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Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
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4:44a - How dare your customers_suck post not be of literary quality! OMGWTF!
solemn_hymn makes her introductory post to customers_suck and starts it like this:
Long-time reader, first-time poster...yeah...howdy. :)
I work in the Consumer Response center at a veeeery large baby food manufacturing company. Yeah, I work at Gerber Products...woo. I get to hear bitching about baby food. Joy.
I don't have any great stories at the moment, since I've forgotten many of them. I just figure I may as well start off with a few things that bother me. Sorry if I'm not supposed to put this here...first ever community post for me. *utter newbie* ;)
blueberryjoe takes minor exception to this somewhat uninspired opening. And keeps taking minor exception to this. And keeps taking minor exception to this, as people leap forward to combat the perceived troll and blueberryjoe enjoys himself.
Highlights include the dictionary definition of 'beginning', blueberryjoe's friend brucix styling himself Non-Sequitur Man and leaping to his friend's defense bearing, uh, Chuck Norris, and, of course, the eventual introduction of the Special Olympics picture by blueberryjoe, to which electricmayhem responds:
i order you to take that picture of my mother in law down.
Many, many nuggets of funny buried here.
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