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Friday, April 30th, 2004
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7:32p - Morons.org Wank
Hi there, first post and all that, please be gentle etc.
Anyway, morons.org is a left-wing news/editorial site. Today, The Hack makes a post about American soldiers who have been found to have been abusing Iraqi prisoners in a prison near Baghdad.
And lo, there was wank (scroll down a bit to read it in the comments)
Includes:
-Wank about whether the treatment of the prisoners amounts to abuse (I don't know about you, but I find being stripped down, having electrodes attached to you, then being forced to form a human pyramid with your fellow prisoners pretty abusive. Unless you're into that sort of thing, that is.)
-Some trolling. (note: the default posting name on morons.org is pansy bedwetter. So a lot of people post under that alias, not knowing that they can change it. There are some trolls posting with that name, and some non-trolls too)
-And invoking Godwin's Law! Wheee!
Enjoy.
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11:23p - Bob Barker called. He wants to say, "Stop being on my side; you're making my side look stupid".
You remember me wanking the pro-AR crowd a while back?
Well I'm back with more, only this time, it's from the anti-AR crowd.
I'm a member of the People Eating Tasty Animals message board, but I more or less lurk there.
The main purpose of People Eating Tasty Animals is to mock the AR crowd - PETA in particular. Sort of like Fandom Wank in a way.
Anyways, Awinn makes a post directed to one Hydrotechnix, who's of the opinion that spaying and neutering is wrong and unnecessary.
(Backstory: A few of the members (myself included - my name there's the same as the one I use here) enlighten and educate Hydro about why it's a good idea to fix your pets.)
Unfortunately, Awinn has a rather derogatory way of going about proving how Hydro is wrong in his opinion, including, but not limited to, Hydro's age being an indicator of his level of maturity.
( Youre very young, so I dont expect you to understand... )
Spooge erupts as the posters discuss the merits of using age as a yardstick for determining maturity, the validity of which sources to use when creating an arguement, why or why not it's a good idea to spay/neuter your pets and what to do with the offspring should your female animal get knocked up.
Speaking of that last bit, what's Hydro's solution to dealing with unwanted puppies and kittens?
I think I'll let this one speak for itself; there's no way I can top this one:
"And about the puppies....when they're newborns, you can just dig a hole in the ground and bury them. Simple as that! They arn't really alive yet anyway, they cant see or hear or anything, and the mother won't care."
Anyways, as with the other AR wank, it's small and compact, and this time 'round, oh so very wanky.
Let it not be said that the anti-animal rights crowd can't wank with the best of 'em.
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