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Sunday, May 9th, 2004
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12:28a - [insert 'long-time listener, first-time caller' speech here]
Quick wank, a couple of days old. It's my first time!!
In the community cathealth, which happens to be militantly anti-declawing, someone posts a book excerpt about how cat-declawing is OMGSOIMMORALANDWRONG!!!! (And I'm sure they didn't violate any copyrights by doing that.)
The very first comment is an opposing view ("I had to do it so they could live with me"), and the vitriolic pile-up begins.
She gets one comment in her favor, and the rest of them are of the If you did that to your child, you'd be in jail (funny, I don't think there are pediatricians that perform that kind of surgery...), If I can find housing, anyone can (because housing conditions are the same in Every. City. Ever.), if you loved your cats you'd quit your job for two months to find a kitty-friendly apartment and heartbreaking statistics I got from...somewhere. *shrug* variety.
All's quiet on the cathealth front now. But I still found it worthy of being posted. I'm sure you guys will tell if I was wrong.
current mood: Catty
current music: "I'm Only Sleeping" - The Vines (21 comments |comment on this)
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1:55a - conservative assholes unite
LJ user achmanage asks the hard-hitting questions.
Ok. So anyway, I've noticed something. Find a girl. She has to either be in college or just entering into a job. So find her. Well, I'll just put it this way:
I've noticed that a fat girl in college will 9 times out of 10 be a Liberal Democrat.
Girl + Fat + No real world experience = Democrat
Why is this? Anybody have an answer?
Cue an onslaught of . . . wait, agreement? What the shit is this?
thatannagirl is particularily insightful:
perhaps since they've always had enough to eat, and apparently haven't had to work REALLY hard to get it, they have no comprehension of the concept of hard work... and how can the big bad govt force anyone to work just so they can survive??
Perhaps noone has ever loved them be they're just so fat and so they come up with an excuse so that some people have to love them. "but we'll give you food, too... maybe we're paying for it with someone else's money, but... FOOD!
current mood: energetic (137 comments |comment on this)
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11:54a
This is my first go at this, so hope this is ok... This is quite an elderly wank, so I hope it hasn't been posted before - I've only just stumbled across it.
Someone posts on lj that after their bunny died they cooked it and ate it. Cue lots of comments along the lines of this one:
how COULD you? how could you have the nerve to post something as morally WRONG as that? You cannot possibly be sitting at home thinking "Oh, gee, my pet, that I admittingly even remotely didnt hate died, so I think i'll eat it." ?? First off, Im not a vegitarian, but I am VERy against animal cruelty.
If your friend died, would you cook it? or would you rather they be cremated,or buried, and have a normal funeral? I dont know about you but I certaintly would NOT eat a friend, and if you say you care so much then obviously your deceased lil buddy was a friend to you.
In conclusion -> YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND SHOULD BE LOCKED UP !
In general there are lots of capital letters and exclamation marks. But I liked this comment:
Man, I hope you don't join my soccer team just before we fly somewhere....
I haven't read beyond the first page - and there are 29 of them.
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12:14p - OMG! DIET SODA CAN KILL YOU!!!!111oneone
This is my first otf_wank so be nice :P
I was surfing through my friends' page and a friend of mine complained about being attacked on the The TMI community. So I was curious and surfed on over to find this mini wank involving my friend mentioning that diet soda gives her gas. There are some people who concur, then one guy tells her that diet coke causes cancer. The OP answers back huffily that she is trying to lose weight. The guy answers back that if you want to lose weight, try the atkins diet. And diet wank continues on from there.
It's small, but amusing.
current mood: energetic (28 comments |comment on this)
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6:08p - Get your Hot Jew Wank here!
It seems that a community called, I kid you not, Hot Jew Ass has spammed other Jewish communities to join them.
Some members of the other communities are not amused.
My favorite comments so far:
*sigh* when will it end. Not everyone on the interent is a self-obsessed and/or emotionally masochistic loser with too much time on thier hands. [Ed: No, just 95% of them]
A legible journal might be nice, but it's probably too much to ask for..I'm sure you have a very good reason for obscuring your entries with the big black boxes, and squishing them into 1/8th of the screen.
You do know Spam isn't Kosher, right?
Their acceptance and non-acceptance (into the community, that is) banners are quite interesting, as well. [Scroll down to see the banners]
I swear, I don't know how I find these things. *facepalm*
New! (5/10/04): Jew Ass Strikes Back
current mood: Fan-Fucking-tastic (20 comments |comment on this)
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