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Sunday, September 5th, 2004
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1:47p - Let's get ready to humble!
First time wank, bite me, etc. ;)
Communion denied to girl allergic to wheat: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/08/19/communion.denied.ap/index.html
A church suggests substitute wheat, but bigger churches start howling about its sanctity.
Heard from my sister, who carries on imaginary conversations with God. And her God says: "Hey, Son! Come here, look at this, they think your body's just gluten! They think you beiong beaten, whipped, and nailed--Large-scale forgiveness of sin--acceptance of you in their hearts--is all about the gloooooten!"
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2:54p - Knitting wank
Every now and then, wank pops up in places you'd swear would be wank-free, right?
Enter ... knitting wank, part 86,445. Okay, so maybe you wouldn't swear knitting would be wank-free.
A community of sharing goes horribly awry. There's copyright bitching, Disney bitching, and some moderate ranting about "I'd put the picture behind the cut, but you took it down before I woke up".
Then, there's the obligatory "I'm leaving post -- complete with "this company doesn't exist because they don't have a webpage".
It's little, but it's mine. (pets the baby wank)
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9:44p - Pedants ahoy!
Member posts to childfree about nearly being hit by a four year-old on of those "pocket rockets."
Several concurring replies yield to ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) psiphre, who makes the fairly simple statement "motorcycles are not deathtraps." Cue the wank, which boils down to something like this:
"We're talking about the mini ones, you know."
"I know. Motorcycles are not deathtraps."
"This things aren't legeal for the street, blah blah."
"Motorcycles STILL are not deathtraps." (cue italics)
"Don't get hung up on words."
"fag dyke wop kyke nigger"
"WTF???" (okay, that was me)
After that it devolves into "You don't get it!" "Nuh uh, YOU don't get it!"
Quite fun.
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