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Saturday, October 16th, 2004
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7:23a - Small town wank
The county where I grew up is full of anal retentive wankers who don't know when to stop. Now they have national attention for not knowing when to stop.
A kid gets six months to two years of jail time for streaking at his class' High School Graduation.
Hark! Hear that sound? There's loads more to the story. Mostly you hear the sound of local officials doing the back stroke. These are the same folks who knew this kid was in deep doo-doo long before they were contacted by the national media. They were also people who could have done something about it, but didn't. Nancy Schrader could have stood up for him long before she was contacted by national media, but didn't. (He was sentenced October 6.) She has considerable pull in the county. She was quite happy to let him rot in an overcrowded jail prior to her 15 minutes of fame.
There are people who seem to think that he should rot in jail for a lot longer than two years.
Where the small-minded live, the stream of spooge never ends.
I hope the entire class of 2005 streaks at their graduation.
current mood: Gobsmacked (16 comments |comment on this)
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3:15p - Troll! In the Comics!
And it has lj-cut wank, and furry wank. Hooray!
Meet SeantheSean. Sean writes a webcomic. He decides to post a sample to the Online Comics LJ community -- note the semi-topless female character in the corner. There are rules governing the posting of images/comics to OnlineComics -- notably the 'use an lj-cut' rule and the 'put some description in your lj-cut so we know what the hell we are clicking on' rule. Sean does neither and pretty much explains that he will not follow rules unless he bloody well feels like it.
Wait a bit... Sean decides to dig back a couple of months in the archives, and posts replies to purplevix and kelloggs2066, telling them that furry comics are against the community rules.
Kellogg calls him on it here, and we see much more trolling by Sean...
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3:42p - Vegan Placenta Eating Wank
Attention all cars, we have a wank in progress.
In the lovely ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) cheapvegan community, there's a post from skelejoker asking if it is considered vegan to eat your baby's placenta.
Survey says: "Yes", accompanied by a hint of "that's kinda gross" and a pinch of snark.
However, marije comes out swinging, landing quite a blow to the OP by spelling "shit" with double asteriks.
Highlights so far:
Creepy guy wants a piece of sweet, sweet placenta.
We can't have one conversation without it coming back to auto-cunnilingus.
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11:13p - More KittyWank!
Posting in the appropriate community this time, heh.
There's more wank at the lovely Kittypix community on LJ. I like looking at cute pictures of cats, but this community seems to be a breeding ground for drama.
Basically, the OP is offended by some "twisted humor" shirts that apparently promote animal abuse. Some people agree that the shirts are horrible, others think she's just being a drama whore for posting it, and still others say that these shirts are NOTHING compared to teh ebil of videogames.
Personally I think the shirts are in poor taste and I wouldn't buy one, but I also think that the massive amounts of drama caused by things like this are amusing.
(Warning -- the post may well be deleted.)
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