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Sunday, November 21st, 2004
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3:45p
First post, so I really hope I don't blow it. This is kind of a baby wank, but it spans four posts and currently 46 comments.
A little background on this one for those of you who aren't college football fans: the University of Michigan Wolverines and the Ohio State Buckeyes have a long-standing rivalry and hate each other about as much as do the Protestants and Catholics. The only difference is that the football rivalry has produced less bloodshed (I think).
The wank began yesterday when Ohio State beat Michigan. You might be the better team this year, but we still won! Hahaha!
This was quickly followed by You might have won this year, but we are still the better team! Hahaha!
Meanwhile, those of us not from either school do not care in the slightest.
Followed by another Ohio State fan (I think; the post is so painful I'm not quite sure what's going on in it): We both suck, but Michigan swallows. That is an actual paraphrasing. I'm not nearly clever enough to come up with that on my own.
Followed by a Michigan fan with we still have the better record, losers. Somewhere in the middle of this post, the Pac-10 fans feel left out of the wank and state that no one cares, because Cal will still win the Rose Bowl.
The last post just annoys me. That person is an unusually involved troll. She started up with LSU last year, stating that they were the only true national champions or something. Which just makes her a bandwagon troll as far as I can tell.
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6:29p - Morality + Logic = Wank
YouThink.com seems to contain a plethora of spooge. This time it's in the Question Forum.
wolf_boy asks A billion dollars and a baby are about to fall into a volcano. You can only save one of them. Which do you save? Almost everyone says the baby, except wolf_boy blasts the thread with "COLD HARD LOGIC", wherein you could save the money therefore having the potential of saving thousands. UncleLaughie thinks he's full of shit.
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