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Thursday, December 30th, 2004
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12:47a
Kind of a baby wank, but oh-so-hilarious.
Over on Bush_sucks, a concerned citizen wants to remind us that in Tsunami v. USA (actual title of the post) the US has offed way more people. What this has to do with Bush sucking, I'm not quite sure. Apparently something to do with relief aid vs. money spent on war in Iraq.
The comments are not nearly as wanky as they could be. I'm waiting, because if it doesn't wank more than it already has, I will be severely disappointed. However, someone has already mentioned Nazis.
EDIT: Unlike myself, Divineyaya thinks the post is brilliant. Or at least brilliant enough to repost it and then promptly forget where s/he got it from.
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11:55a - Crunchy bite-sized wank!
Now, over on Amazon.com, you can order your very own Ann Coultier talking action figure!
Naturally, since this is Amazon we're talking about, and since Ann herself is a quintessential wankerette, the comments are more than amusing.
( Choice bits )
I'm still just waiting for someone to point out that the name 'Coultier' is OMGNOFrench.
ETA: And I just realized I'm an illiterate tool, and her name is 'Coulter', not 'Coultier'. Ugh. I liked 'Coultier' better.
current mood: Baby-eating liberal
current music: "American Woman" ~ The Guess Who (81 comments |comment on this)
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10:05p - Real Pagans (tm) Worship Food!
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) mistressmelissa has a few things to say about the pagan_ana community.
The wank explodes.
192 posts and growing...*sighs happily*
current mood: *sporfle!* (40 comments |comment on this)
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11:31p - But does he have horns?
From the Cauldron, a lovely and quite sane Pagan forum, comes a charming, albeit EPIC, tale of interspecies rape, Cthulu bunny slippers, and saltpeter.
Meet Demonboy. Demonboy, as may be inferred from his username, claims to be "half demon" -- not Otherkin, not possessed, but a realio-trulio biological half-demon. He assures us of his sincerity thus: "I know that that is hard to believe but whatever." What does he want? Only "a ritual that can awaken my dormant powers," which can, apparently, be found by appealing to random strangers on the Internet. The snark from the forum regulars flows fast and free, and Demonboy, though remaining more or less polite, doesn't appreciate it, and proceeds to ( stomp his tiny cloven hoof )
current mood: E-V-O-L
current music: INXS, "Devil Inside" (28 comments |comment on this)
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11:59p
Dailyconfession.com is a site that allows people to anonymously confess their misdeeds and publish them on the internet. The denizens of the Talkback section tend to be fairly jaded by now. A man confessing to cheating on his wife with a 17 year old gets only mild disapproval. A person confessing to prefer eating out of hir dorm's trash can gets only a few raised eyebrows. A FtM transexual gets only mild surprise. A man wearing a pink tiara and asking his date to spank him and call him Darla gets only a few iffy comments.
But god forbid you say that cats are better than dogs 152 comments later, I'm getting thoroughly sick of the "Well! If only you met my preternaturally perfect pup, I am certain that you would change your mind. Don't make me get out the 12 gigabytes of pictures I have of him."
( Some excerpts )
current mood: dry
current music: Nightwish - Romanticide (44 comments |comment on this)
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