Since I'm an idiot who isn't used to posting on JF, this post was submitted to
fandom_wank first. My apologies to whichever moderator I waffled with my stupidity, and you may all proceed to beat me with pointy sticks.
But first! I come bearing gifts of splooge and stupidity to rival even my own. This post was deleted even as I was typing, but thankfully I was saving pages as I went. There were upwards of 200 comments when it was lost, so this is only the tip of the condom.
Already another wank attack over at
</a>customers_suck, which really shouldn't surprise anybody given that the holidays have just ended and all of us who work in customer service have finally been driven batshit insane.
</a>al_funcoot sets up the tinder by riling up both feminists and parents in a single post entitled "Happy New Year, Bitches!"
( Starting the year off right... )
Mmmm, salty.