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Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
8:07a - Biphobia!
Over on mock_the_stupid, consortofvenus bitches about his cousin-in-law having issues with his bisexuality, and thinks consortofvenus's wife is crazy for being with a bisexual man.

ConsortOfVenus later finds out that it's apparently "gross to be a bisexual", and posts this bit of information for mocking purposes.

Replies are along the "WTF?" lines until terva, a lesbian, says "most bi's I've met are giving me creeps. I don't like their style, I don't like their way of living". When people protest, she replies that "I'm just living my life on a way I want to, and if you are not lesbian, and if you don't have the same kind of... intuition that I have, I suppose it is useless to even have this talk."

And, naturally, wank ensues. (Otherwise, I wouldn't be posting this.) She claims she doesn't mean it the way it sounds and English isn't her first language, but boyohboy, either way... Like someone else said, "replace 'bi' with 'gay'".

My favorite comment so far?: this one (although it may just be for the icon hotness since we all know bisexual females are shallow and slutty like that.)

I'd elaborate more but Barcadi is making my office room a nice and hazy spinny merry-go-round now. ^_^ And no, the rum isn't gone. Yet. Anyhow, enjoy wanking in the new year.


current mood: Impish

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11:33a - Cake found on found_objects
In the found_objects community, people find random things in real life, take pictures of it, and try and make it look cool or artistic. Or so the community info says so.

polkadotribbons posts a gigantic (and I mean huge) picture of a chocolate cake she and her sister made for their mother, who they found out was allergic to chocolate.

Since it's not a found object, it really gets people mad.

toaster kitten wishes the mods would do something about the crappy posts.

And then someone posts a picture of a dog taking a dump, which I found more interesting to look at than the picture.

xbutterflyharmX says people should just accept all of these off topic posts and people wank at her for a bit.

It'll probably get deleted, but it's midlly amusing for the time being.

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3:58p
Everyone loves [info]mock_the_stupid wank, right?

[info]ser_kai posts on Mock The Stupid, pointing out [info]mistress_undead's post on [info]southernpagans:

My intro
Hi my name is Alicia Merry meet I live in Los angeles california which is a southern hemisphere I am a practicing sorceress from the ancient times reborn... been practicing for 21 years now i like to shoot energy bolts from my fingers and create thunderstorms, wind, and some earthquakes which I lay off the earthquakes I didnt do the tsunami so dont blame me.. lol I am one with nature and I love hanging out in the cemetery I consider myself pagan and have some pagan meetups in hollywood and santa monica i organize if you wanna know more add me

blessed be

Alicia


Everyone comments about how stupid she is, and eventually [info]mistress_undead herself shows up. People mock her and other good things. It's still growing, too.

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