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Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
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11:28a - Fucking liberal weenie douchebags*
Over on the highly intellectual boyskissing community on LJ, wank abounds. And I don't mean the good kind of wank.
Not one damn dime, or even a picture of kissing boys! ETA: GONE!
Everybody get banned, now. *dance*
ETA: *A quote from the first link, now deleted. Awwwww.
current mood: Goofy (28 comments |comment on this)
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6:41p - "COLOURING IS NOT A WORD."
Over on LJ, the popular thebitingfaery posts a series of amusing images--including a photoshopped one of Bush playing D&D.
skitz0_kitty snags the first comment with: "Okay now, Mr. President, please roll for the bombing of a foriegn nation."
"Ok-key do-key Dickie! *rolls a 3, 5, and 7* That's 18!"
"No sir, 15."
"Doesn't matter! Even means we blow them up now listen or I'm going to ignore you by making you sit in the corner."
"Sir, that won't be necessary."
"Well good. Now, where's my colouring book?!" Then the fun starts. The strangely spooky-looking inawhile sees that extraneous u and unleashes the capslock of rage. She's deeply offended by the u (you'd think it skipped out on alimony payments), but not, apparently, by improper capitalization or punctuation: ok you're from north carolina. COLOURING IS NOT A WORD. Some people try to reason with her, while others just mock. My favorite part is inawhile's take on the e.e. cummings excuse: wickerbra: The Wickercabra approves of correct English.
Those who leave out "U"s will be the first to have their souls eaten.
Along with those who leave out apostrophes in words like "DON'T".
inawhile: faulkner left out apostrophes in words like dont. It's a good thing that someone with too much time on their hands creates fake journals and makes stupid comments, though. Correct english in america doesn't have u's, sorry. There's also some stupidity on display by commenters other than inawhile, such as thebitingfaery's own boggling contention: "[The u's are] not incorrect. The corrupted American form is incorrect." Oh, and: "To use 'color' is one step up from using 'u' and 'y' instead of the whole words, in my opinion."
To make it better, someone posted a link to it on linguaphiles, but there's no wank there yet.
current music: colourful (44 comments |comment on this)
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7:49p - Sex wank (I feel so redundant)
In ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) sextips, samizdatcourier says:
If one's girlfriend refuses to/absolutely does not practice anal sex and oral sex then the only reasonable solution is to dump them and move on.
Why?
Well, for every girl who won't do anal and oral there are probably four more who are prettier, funnier, more fun, and most importaly four more who WILL do both anal and oral. I mean, who in their right mind would want to stay with a limited edition -- someone with prosaic rules and limits -- when the accessable and easy are so plentiful?
People either agree or disagree.
The OP has yet to respond to anyone, but the comments thread is only 2 pages long. Besides, even without a lot of wank in the comments yet, the OP is wanking plenty hard as it is.
current mood: *thud*
current music: The TV (27 comments |comment on this)
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8:20p - GayWank!
(first wank, yell at me for any errors)
so over at gayteens, user goldenplate posts the following:
My name is Sarah and I am proud to say that I am free of the disease of Homosexuality!
I was fortunate enough to never catch it, and as long as I continue on my good path of faith, I never will!!
For starters, I am a teenager just like you! I am 19 years old, I enjoy drawing japanimation, and I am a devout Mormon!
You can be cured of this disease and become a happy, normal person in the way of the Lord! Jesus loves us all as long as we do his way and only his way ^_^
I was deeply saddened at how many teenagers are afflicted with being gay. It is worse than small pox!! It can be cured in due time, as long as you convert, pray and give up your sinful ways you will go to Heaven and be cured of Homosexuality.
I know this sounds like a hokey post, but please consider it, and leave it up here for that gay kid who hates their life and is thinking about giving Jesus a chance!
You are all in my prayers!
~Sarah
and the wank keeps going.
ETA: the angry community members go to spam her journal with yaoi scans.
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10:07p - Downloading Wank
So, over at icon_tutorial, user _wehaveadreamer makes a post about wanting to download PSP7 because she doesn't like 8 or 9.
I missed all the wanktastic fun on that post, but it continues on the next post, where she says she wasn't wanting to download it illegally, she just wanted the trial version.
The comments start off understanding and quickly turn into fighting over how she should have been more clear, mentioning that most artists have illegal copies of their photo programs, and the OP is called a drama queen.
Oh, and Ray is with her.
current mood: OMGWTF (17 comments |comment on this)
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