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Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
12:16a
On the [info]otakon community on LJ, someone posts a survey, with the general request that people fill it out.

Most people put it in comments. But some people don't.

Needless to say, splooge starts flying everywhere (the splooge which hits the fan will not be evenly distributed). In the comments. In new posts. And it just keeps getting wankier.

I provided you with all those links, but actually I think to get the full effect of the wank, you should just surf directly to the community.

EDIT: I'm rather fond of the latest post: BY THE BEARD OF ZUES LET US STOP THIS MADNESS!!

EDIT Strikes Back: Someone pointed out that there is now a community labeled otakonly where surveys are prohibited.

Return of the EDIT: Now that I've got around to looking at the comm, I notice that the wank continues this morning. A lot.

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3:12p - More Black Wank from Blackfolk
This time--it's tipping!

tcnugent talks about being the manager of a restaurant--one owned by a black celebrity--and how people at her restaurant cringe when they see blacks come in. This is leading up to the question, "Why don't we know how to tip? DISCLAIMER: By asking this question, I'm wondering if it is a lack of knowledge of the tipping system (i.e. percentage) or is it just people being cheap?"

And the wank, she flies! Some highlights:

"Why do I need to add 16 bucks to my 100 buck meal for the guy who brought me water sometimes?"; the obligatory "then don't take a serving job" comment; "Tips should only go towards the good ones, it's not an obligation",
"95% of blacks are bad tippers" followed by "proof plz"; OMG CLASSISM!; and "Then just pay them more!" I can't get through all this spooge in hip boots.

And the wank doesn't stop here! It carries over to another post, where EDIT: rubyphoenix posts an open letter complaining about black patrons and uses stereotypical names like "Pookie" and "B Rock". Highlights include complaining about making another post,, calling people B Rock and Pookie, telling people to stay home if you don't like to tipand calls for better attitudes from the servers or you get NOTHING!

I'm really starting to wonder if that myth of black men having longer penises is true; they sure know how to wank with them, regardless of size.

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