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Friday, February 4th, 2005
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3:10a - Roadkill... wank?
Yet another time when a major metropolitan newspaper leads me to a source of amazingly boggling behavior...
Short summary: Roadkilled 12-point buck becomes a point of contention between a cop who wants the antlers and an "ethical" hunter who demands he take all of it, or nothing. When he doesn't get his way, that's when the crazy comes out and bodies hit the police department door!
Full text of the article behind the cut, so you don't have to login at the Trib website: ( The strange-but-true story of the saw-wielding cop, the angry ironworker and the headless deer )
I suppose you could say my curiosity was piqued, and I set out to find the messageboard where our hunting wanker posted his sob story. Whaddiyouknow, he cried his tale in two places, here and here (probably after the first forum wasn't so sympathetic).
Notable quotes:
"...Police officer basically rapeing the deer for its antlers..."
"I WAS REALLY PISSED NOW, so i proceeded to take the deer off the cargo rack on my truck and drag it up to the front door of the police station and leave.They didn't like that. . . . i proceeded to ask him why???Get out off the vehicle now,why what have i done????Then came the tazer in my face"
"[You're] on workmans comp, I would presume from [an] injury. You could lift the 200lb dead deer onto your roof rack, and lift it again off your truck and then carry and place it at the front of the Des Plaines Police Station?"
"last time i checked cutting heads off wasn't part of being a cop"
Unfortunately it looks like a far more wanky thread on the second site was baleeted. Ah well...
current mood: bemused
current music: Emo Phillips - Downtown Downers Grove (9 comments |comment on this)
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12:07p - You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll hurl!
</a></b></a>![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) ponygirl118 posts in </a></b></a>mock_the_stupid about some idiots in her selective public high school programme. All goes well, with much WTF-ing and OMG-ing, and there is great rejoicing in the stupidity of others, until </a></b></a>strange_doll decides to call her out on her terminology. It's a public high school! It cannot be selective! Eva! Not so, say many decent citizens, but </a></b></a>strange_doll refuses to admit she might be wrong. Also includes spelling wank, grudge wank, and, of course, conuly. Enjoy!
current mood: Gobsmacked (51 comments |comment on this)
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1:31p
Kirsten Dunst gives a homeless man a dollar and people argue about it on the internet.
Not a lot, but it's pretty damn wanky anyways.
current mood: OMGWTF (29 comments |comment on this)
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2:24p - Kitty wank (so does God kill a person now?)
In baaaaabyanimals (that's a lot of As):
alienstars2004: Kitty play dead!
searchyoursoul (and some others): Shooting kitties is not funny and I am offended.
Some gun wank erupts, resulting in a mod saying "shut up now" and later issuing a statement of "don't push your agendas here.
It's small, but it's cute!
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