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Monday, February 7th, 2005
2:25a - What the font?
On 1001Fonts.com, Typologic puts up a font called JayCons, in which letters come up as selected Japanese characters.

Which causes a wank-almighty because they're *also* Chinese.

Language books fly, education and cultural background are invoked, and someone's real name is used as an insult.


current mood: Amazed

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12:55p - WE ARR INTELLEKCHOOULLL JIENTS!
Why am I a member of this community? Beats me. The name is annoying, the attitudes are annoying, but occasionally I get some good recs, so I journey on like a good soldier. But, recently, and thankfully, it's been bringin' the wank.

I'm only going to report one instance today, though, because I can do that, but if anyone wants to travel back to the Kerouac wank, I think it's still on the front page. Wotah.

reanimator feels that he doesn't need to read J.K. Rowling's work to say that she's a load of shite, and illustrates this...um...somehow. I was kind of distracted by the pretty picture, and my eyes didn't de-glaze until they fell on the wank.

And then it gets stoopid.

To use logodaedaly's metaphor, it basically goes into 'whose literary schlong is bigger'.

It includes such gems as:

j7bnvaaaetrd: You are a fraud. This is the Hipster Book Club. Go over to the Harry Potter community with the other virgins and dorks.

reanimator: In a way it`s even more tragic, educated people liking Harry Potter, because that means that all these thousands of pages of Proust, Dostoevsky and Tolstoi have been read in vain, if it doesn`t lead to a reliable crosshair of aesthetics and values.

marlenahooch, the voice of reason: I like you. I'm sorry people are being mean to you. and yes, this has degerated to whose literary schlong is bigger... "I have a degree in litereature" " I have spellcheck!" "I have an opinion!" "so do I" "*fight fight fight*" "I'm telling mom!" "I'm telling my personal friend harold bloom!" "hb is a pussy"

Basically, it boils down to: You cannot read and like both Doestevsky and Harry Potter, comrade, or the world will be eaten by a pack of scarf-wearing, pipe-smoking, Bloom-quoting jackals with three legs and an eye twitch.

Stop liking what I like, wankers. You're making what I like look like asshattery.


current mood: Homicidal
current music: Javert's Suicide from Les Mis

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6:45p - Woo! I, Wanka.
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith confirm the rumors: they have an open relationship.

The folks at ohnotheydidnt have a lot to say about it -- but not as much as the gang at blackfolks.

I have a short attention span, so I’ll only point out one example thread.

ETA: Okay, here’s another thread -- added because yobachi2003 makes me laugh.

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10:28p - That other white body fluid
On the uk_pregnancy community, desi_derata posts about being unable to breast feed her son due to medical reasons.

In the comments, iuil takes exception to this and says desi_derata wasn't trying hard enough and shouldn't play the victim.

desi_derata bans iuil from her own community, newparents, in a comment disabled post

buzzy_bee posts on newparents to tell everyone she's leaving because the mod was meeeean.

Plenty of spooge all over. I'm just surprised the boob_nazis haven't weighed in. Yet.


current mood: O.o

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