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Monday, March 14th, 2005
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12:48a - Wank wank = wank squared
![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) klavier feels that masturbation is OMG TEH GROSSX, and says so. She also compares penises to a (rather phallic, truth be told) picture of a chest-bursting baby alien. Anti-masturbation fans join the circle jerk, travelsizedoug trolls saying that it's better than rape anyway, and there's even an ickle baby side wank when a Stan Winston fan complains about the misuse of the poor alien image.
Oh, and there's a sequel, too.
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1:52p - It's only $200 NZ!
This isn't as weird or wanky as say Michael Jackson or Mel Gibson, but it certainly seemed a bit stupid to me.
Oscar winner Hilary Swank has hired a lawyer to appear in a New Zealand court to contest her $148US fine from airport customs for bringing an apple and orange into the country.
Hilary Swank in Kiwi airport bust
Now as anyone whose flown into New Zealand, or Australia knows it's not something they spring on you at the airport, you get ample warning on the plane with a snazzy video and a customs declaration form, and you are provided with a bin to throw anything away before you put that luggage over the line. And there are plenty of signs.
I was witness to one particularly amusing disagreement between a German woman and a customs official in Auckland Airport because she refused to dump her apple, it took about 10 minutes before the Official eventually fined her, the rest of us thought it should have happened on the spot, she simply refused to see the point.
It's only a small fine Hilary, don't be an idiot, NZ customs have a really good reason for the customs ban and fine, it's called more then half of the nation's GDP.
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10:21p - Your regularly scheduled customers_suck wank
We were overdue for c_s wank, weren't we?
ttam_ posts a list of shit he's sick of seeing in sucky customer posts...
( The list )
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