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Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
3:50p - Baby's named a very bad thing.
A new born baby girl has been named Aryan Justice. It's posted to "Mock The Stupid". At first people aren't sure whether the naming is deliberate or just a creative misspelling, but it turns out that the parents are white supremacists. People then leave comments for the parents which are deleted, but have been saved here.

Poor kid.

(Intelligent people be warned; much stupidity is to be found on the white power message board place.)

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4:12p
If anyone still wants to comment on the weirdjews wank, feel free. Or not, if it's just beading a dead pony.

I'm not a chicken ;-)

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6:50p - Bad_Sex wank: Totally predictable
Over in the [info]bad_sex community, [info]lordxyyndragon posts about her best friend (who happens to be big, black and gay, for the record) and a female friend pulling the old bait-and-switch trick on a homophobe named Mike.

I suppose it's not bad_sex if you don't know about it.

The place blows up:

Yay for rape! People debate.

This would be wrong if Mike wasn't a homophobe, but since he is, it was great!

If Mike was a woman, we'd be throwing shitfits! And the first reply is someone giving icon love.

The OP tells everyone to STFU with the "rape" comments, already, which a few people "psssh" about.

Someone complains it sounds like a gay porno. Because all porno plots are teh_original.

Someone voices their TRUE concern: Why was it necessary to tell us that Andre is black?

Much fun is had by all.


current mood: sick

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7:25p - God hates homos!!!!11!
EDIT: Pillarsofrome is apparently underage, so have fun here, where the wank spills into the bad_sex community.

~*Ariel*~


current mood: OMGWTF

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11:53p - Hilary Swank and the apple - update.
Remember the Hilary Swank wank ;)?

Hilary was contesting a $200 fine for bringing an apple into New Zealand against strict biosecurity regulations.

I know you all were waiting for the court outcome with bated breath:

Swank, 30, who earned the best actress Oscar last month for her role as a boxer in the film, has been hit by a $NZ200 ($184) fine for failing to declare an apple and an orange when she flew into Auckland from Los Angeles.

In addition she has been ordered to pay an additional $NZ30 in court costs...

The Manukau District Court rejected her explanation, imposed the fine and then added costs in a closed door hearing without lawyers on March 18.

Court officials then refused to disclose the outcome, saying the decision had been sealed and would be sent to Swank.


New Zealand has strict biosecurity regulations aimed at keeping the country free of pests and diseases that could seriously damage its agriculture industry.

How will she ever afford it? I know, exciting stuff! I can sleep well tonight knowing that justice has prevailed. Or something.

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