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Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
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4:45p - And I come bringing POPE WANK.
I said in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) clairvoyantwank that I was surprised at the lack of "OMG RATZINGER IS THE POPE!" Wank...
Guess what... I was proved wrong. Thank you, ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) funkyhelix...
( Some... er, jewels )
Tame compared to what I expected, but give it time...
current mood: *thud*
current music: Blondie - Rapture (54 comments |comment on this)
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10:09p - Middle-Aged Viagra Wankers
Possibly the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in the Wonderful World of Wank: stock exchange forum wank.
Introduced to me by my 54 year-old father, the Yahoo! stock boards are an absolute mess of Viagra-powered spooge. Disgruntled stock-holders, employees, and consumers are constantly smearing various companies on the boards, hoping to wound them by negatively influencing the stock. The stickiest of them is the GE board, where politics are apparently deeply entwined with the company. -- I'm an art-history/Japanese major, I don't know and usually don't care - if someone else can explain this phenomenon, go for it.
The GE forum is host to constant bashings of Kerry/Bush and big business/the man conspiracy theories wank fans usually only dream of. Lately, though, the posters are foaming joyously over the new pope. It's fun to find the little gems which won't seem to let go of Kerry, though.
It's a lovely little place where viagra, grudges, and politics converge to make a giant black white hole of splooge. Be sure to grab your Kleenex(c) folks!
( Samples )
current mood: *sporfle!* (5 comments |comment on this)
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10:45p - "start a guerilla war...shorties vs tallies": More UC Davis LJ Comm Wank!
AnnaHam here, back with MORE UC Davis wank for your viewing mocking pleasure.
So, lisadeadly posts a rather angry rant about tall people and big-headed people sitting in front of others and screwing shit up because of the size of their heads...or something.
Predictably, people flip out.
Choice quotes:
saxmofo: Hey, here's a thought... DON'T BE A SLACKER and sit in the front! Or sit on a book if you're that much of a midget. Us tall people shouldn't have to develop neck and back problems because YOU are too stupid to figure out how to NOT sit behind tall people. DUH.
roeroica: start a guerilla war...shorties versus tallies.
get your facepaint and grenades ready!
And then there's this exchange, in which an anonymouse posts their email address, along with some advice for the OP. I do hope Mousey comes back and wanks even more.
It's small, yes, but oh so good.
current mood: *thud*
current music: Joy--PJ Harvey (62 comments |comment on this)
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