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Thursday, April 21st, 2005
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3:31a - Pony involved Wank, yet not about ponies.
WARNING: EZBoard is evil in the not cute way. Popups and crap. Cover your ass. You have been warned.
I wasn't sure if this was fandom or not, cause it's on the pony board but not about ponies. I'll drop our bets on OTF.
Topic starts as many topics do, with a question:Do we have any happily child-free members here?
Most people chime in to voice thier desire to not drop kid, and the typical calls for sterilization NOW, complaints about even being asked about the bebbies, any presence of anything too young to vote for the President causing pain and disgust. (None of the the familial child like slurs show up, though.) All is a content circle jerk with a small bump from KetchupPony and spottedmiss (who mentions that she envies those unburdened by those under legality).
Then up shows ABC Winter on page 4 in a flurry of misplaced apostrophes and commas with a "Did you really give you're Choice some Serious Thought.." (sic) Summary as follows: What if you had never been born*, what if your parents had thought that way, don't say you definitely don't want kids, et cetera, et cetera, all spiced with random capitals. She ends with, "A Woman's greatest blessing, is the gift of having Children." (Poor comma; it doesn't want to be in that sentence, but it is.)
The others are clearly offended and voice this loudly with snorting of noses and stamping of hooves, whereupon ABC mewls that it's just something to think about, and adds in "but what about those who can not have them, who wants Children so much." (That's not my period, I use birth control and drop question marks at the end of my questions.) Oh, and don't forget that modern "mam" takes without giving and nature smited the "Dinisauras." (I see nothing about country of orgin, so I feel justified in snarking on this assault and battery on the English language. English is our friend and we only beat our friends when they ask for it and/or like it.)
The blood continues to boil until satin slipper says the kind version of STFU and lays the lockdown.
Not huge, but hey. This was locked when I found it but I like looking at the old stuff, and y'all might too. And for those who *ahem* like dietotaku's presence, she's in there as well for a single post, but there's no mention I can find of her wanting or not wanting kids.
*My reply to anything like that has been something along the lines of, "What if my mom hadn't seen my dad stealing a desk when she needed a ride home?" or a cruder reply if I'm feeling snappy.
current mood: Mildly Amused (36 comments |comment on this)
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6:04a - Fake pregnancy wank
This small yet promising real life drama was found via my friendsfriends page on LJ.
It seems that ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) bluestarz_ has built up a catalogue of lies to rival that of crystalgamgee, but instead of pasting Dom's hed on yay she has pastede on several pregnancies for great yay. The whole drama is here, but highlights include:
A rather undramatic confession
A pragmatic lack of remorse
Triplets?!
I know we hate this chick, but can we discuss the burning issue of my friends only banner?
I'm posting to tell you I'm not going to post! (BAHLEETED!)
Edit: A mouse claims that she's stolen bluestarz_ password here (or did, before it got deleted), and this bizarre LJ pops up.
More EDITS to the drama courtesy of ashenmote here, in which bluestarz_ gets a new LJ to escape the drama, but fundamentally misunderstands the concept of "fake and run" by announcing the username to her entire flist and U FAKED PREGNANT SO I KICK YOU IN TEH STOMACH OMG.
EDIT again, yo: Her new journal is a member of the LJ comm pregnant_teens. *headdesk*
current mood: *headdesk* (75 comments |comment on this)
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10:32a - Respect the Cock! Tame the Cunt!
It seems that the State House in SC passed a bill making gamecock fighting a felony, while tabling a bill protecting victims of domestic violence.
According to Rep. Altman (R-Dist. 119-Charleston, SC), who was in favor of the cockfighting bill, but not the domestic violence one:
"People who compare [cockfighting and domestic violence] are not very smart and if you don't understand the difference, Ms. Gormley, between trying to ban the savage practice of watching chickens trying to kill each other and protecting people's rights in CDV statutes, I'll never be able to explain it to you in a 100 years ma'am."
The article.
Altman, you card! Bringing out the "you're too stupid to understand" and "it's not rude for me to call you stupid" arguments! Wank on, buddy!
ETA: New and exciting Altman comments.
current mood: OMGWTF (66 comments |comment on this)
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10:51a - More bad_rpers_suck wank.
The original post looks harmless enough: I hate the word 'smirk'..
Then hiverfleur adds Speaking of words that I never, never want to see again...'member' used in reference to male bits. *shudders*
And clearedtruth jumps in with a defense of the word 'member'. Including the phrases 'as an English academic', 'I'm just going to quote from one of my papers.', and 'Apparently, Princeton disagrees with you.', as well as some worrying examples of what she considers 'elegant' language:
For instance, if you have a character who has brilliant green contacts in, and you're in a dark scenario, and you want to describe this character with an air of mystique, you might want to describe him as having a "gaze that hung like green orbs luminating the atramentous silk of night"
( Cut for purple pr0n )
herongale, becky_h, and sarawise wank back, over proper use of language, the meaning of verbose, Lolita, erotica vs. porn, and so on.
ETA: It's growing! Now includes rape!wank, and examples of clearedtruth's writing. Apparently she 'had a few things published recently'. My vanity publisher sense is tingling...
ETA2: The examples she linked to were collaborative works, that comment has been removed, and on request of one of her cowriters so has the quote that was in this entry. Only seems fair, since her cowriters haven't been splooging all over brps. The example she subsequently links to here is also not entirely her own, something she just accidentally failed to mention earlier. somebody bring up the Cassie Claire comparision, and the wank will be complete.
ETA3: And baleeted. Sorry folks, show's over. Or is it?
current mood: *sporfle!* (176 comments |comment on this)
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