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Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
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7:35a - vengeful, petty, reactionary & aesthetically moridbund!
Have you heard of Franz Wright? If not, don't feel bad; it's hard to keep track of all those Pulitzer prize winners, I know. He's more memorable as the Self-Googling poet. Or Frankenstein:
Yeah. If you don't want that coming at you in a dark alley, you'd better stay away from his work! Because Wright takes criticism very personally. Very personally indeed--If there is ever the slightest possibility of our finding ourselves in the same room or general vicinity, I want to advise and plead with you to get away from that place, fast, because if I find out about it, I assure you it is distinctly possible that I will not be able to resist giving you the crippling beating you so clearly masochistically desire. I do not wish to kill you or hurt you, and so I beg you to get away from me, without delay, if you realize we are in the same room somewhere. Here are the links. Go ahead and read them. They're not too long and they're funny.
1, 2, 3
* Zee letter
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10:40a - Beware the three letter "F" word...
Over at ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) customers_suck , rummy_raccoon talks about fat people vs salad bar. Apparently it's a buffet apocalypse and the salad bar is losing. The world comes to an end when the sour cream gets mixed with the cheese. The gloves are off--rummy declares that fat people suck and subway is now an anti fat zone.
All hell breaks loose. (sorta)
Highlights:
slutina</span> tries to make a joke and fails; people take offense. (duh)
Being fat is freewill! Or is it?
Fat jokes, skinny jokes, short people jokes, sob stories--not really too wanky, but funny in some aspects.
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2:27p - Childfree's at it again.
In customers_suck, the popular poster squigglz mentions that she is pregnant. In childfree, bonefig slams squigglz's life choices. (ETA: Entry is now locked.) Squigglz responds in her journal.
It's sixth grade writ large.
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