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Wednesday, June 8th, 2005
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12:56a
Class, Meet John, aka cyclotouriste. John is 55 (or 53, depending) a world traveler, and an avid cyclist having bicycled 30,000 miles through nineteen countries, and according to his online CV (now suspended but fortunately he published his theories other places):
"...at the time I had been elected to the board of directors at the Martin County literacy Council, Barbara Bush (who was wife to President George H.W. Bush, and who was first lady of the United States) was a member there and a supporter of that organization....I am a survivor of the worst railroad disaster in the history of Ireland (August 1, 1980). I was at the release of the American hostages from Iran where I met President Jimmy Carter and Secretary of State of the US, Edmund Muskey. In 1997, while teaching at a college in South Korea, I discovered plans to attack the World Trade Center and the pentagon using commandeered, fuel-laden aircraft, and had told well over 100 people about it in detail in the years before it happened. Of this last statement I do have evidence and proof. My international experiences are more than stated here."
...Anyone want to guess why John can’t get laid? Or why people don't like cycling with John? His post to the lonely planet might offer a clue:
( Midlife crisis? Meet internet snark - )
*I'd like to note that the fact that I'm posting wank about horny men on the internet on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) wankprophet's birthday is a complete coincidence
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9:53a - All these warnings just make me want to do it more!
Well, this is a pretty tiny wank in a pretty tiny community, but I find the subject matter hilarious.
The LJ comm ghostly_stories is ostensibly a nice little place for people to share spooky things that have happened to them. Genuine postings are rather few and far between, however, and lately there have been a flood of "i see dead people!!!11!" posts. It's a slow community, though, so by "flood" I mean, oh, maybe ten in a month.
The latest to join and add her two cents is cukie_monster, whose first post is your standard dip your toe in the water and say "hello i like ghosts" kind of thing. She makes a point to mention that her house has had three people die in it, but apparently no one asks the right questions in the two replies that she gets, because a few days later, she decides to up the ante.
ive been thinking about pulling out the old ouiji board. ive never used it and i dont even know how i got it. but since three people have died here in my house, what are you guys' thoughts on this? i dont even know how a ouiji board works, so id have to figure that out first anyway, but can anyone tell me what they know about this? or maybe share some experiences?
( And we go from there! )
I've been waiting for WEEKS for some sort of drama to show up on this board; I am quite pleased now. *G*
current mood: *sporfle!* (51 comments |comment on this)
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1:01p - What?! There wasn't a stork?!
Over in the bad_sex community on LJ, there's been a rash of posts about walking in on parents having sex. Most of them are f-locked. But there's one that isn't.
( Mighty mighty small wank that might grow. )
I'm a bit confused as to why anything about parent_sex or anyone_else_sex would be posted in a bad_sex community, unless it's a story about two other people have righteously awful sex. But maybe that's just me...
ETA: Broken link fixed. Oops. :-(
current mood: OMGWTF
current music: Thomas Newman - Drive Away (End Title) (16 comments |comment on this)
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