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Thursday, June 16th, 2005
2:20a - aww, sweeties. are you new to the internet?
Somebody posts to [info]thedogcommunity to ask why his dog gets 'worked up' when he puts on a fursuit.

Trollage/flamage ensues, starting with the very first comment and going on from there.


current mood: Mildly Amused

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2:41p - Bad Porn on the just_write community+ grudges
(I'm posting this for a friend without a journalfen account and this is the first wank I've ever posted)

The [info]just_write community is a community for writers to post their original fiction and get critiques from fellow members. This has worked out fine until [info]discipline posts an non-lj-cut, NSFW piece of porn. http://www.livejournal.com/community/just_write/187743.html

Other members complain about the lack of lj-cut, then a 15 year old member comments on that it should have been behind a lj-cut with warnings then gives the OP a critique of her work.

And, of course, the OP goes nuts and the wank begins to flow including some gems like this:

[info]potthead: ...using big cuss words isn't accomplishing anything. "Ya loser." Go find a thesaurus. ;) And the whole fucking my mom thing? Well, judging from the story you posted, I think you're the one who's more likely to go fuck her mother. Have fun with that.

[info]discipline: my mother is fat. why would i want that piece of ass? go fuck YOUR mother. i'm done talking about my fat mother.

[info]potthead: Okay... we're REALLY going to hafta work on the comebacks!! There honestly are ones that leave bigger scars that DON'T have 'fuck' laced across 'em. Leave the fucking for your stories. Or your mom.

It soon degenerates into a mess where the OP is posting responses like this: http://www.livejournal.com/community/just_write/187743.html?thread=290911#t294495

And yes, the OP is a 29 year old female.

Edit to add:

[info]discipline is officially off his/her rocker:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/just_write/189932.html

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3:09p
I suck at wank reporting.

Wherein a post is made concerning the NHS and how awful it is and how Americans should help the poor Brits with their appalling socialised healthcare.

Followed by lots of Poor Little Brits [I managed to stick to my own journal on this one, but only just] exploding in long-winded and generally quite eloquant rage about this. We're a bit touchy about our NHS.

ETA: OP is underage, link removed. Sorry. Plz to be continuing with the righteous indignation anyway, it's fun.


current mood: touchy

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11:20p - Those darn knitters...
You can't even ask them a simple question.

A knit-blogging n00b asks how best to introduce herself. alceria wonders who the hell cares.

It's teeny-tiny, but totally WTFish -- I'm a huge fan of sarcasm, just not when it's so unprovoked.

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