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Friday, July 29th, 2005
9:00a - Wank On, [info]wtf_inc!
[info]wtf_inc discusses transgendered individuals.

Here and here.

Be warned: second link leads to images of topless bearded... person... with bare breasts.

Wank happens here, as [info]zhzhblyad is called on inappropriate pronoun use. Wank happens here, as [info]no_brakes23 is called on imappropriate inverted comma use. [info]njyoder shows up here and starts blaming the feminazis. [info]dark_olim goes to the source.

Almost exactly four hours later, the second post is made. People use the new thread to talk about the first post. [info]wardrich dangles wank bait, and like good little fishies they rise to the hook!


current mood: amused

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12:08p - My good woman, we have no advantages
The internet takes a big step back and has one of those 'arguments that, if you join, you always come off sounding sort of racist' kind of things. These are generally very serious discussions, where people must always handle topics with a high level of tact, class, and decorum. That's why the go-gaia forums are the perfect place for such an exchange of ideas.

Needless to say, teenagers arguing over white privilege has accomplished nothing except filling FIFTY SIX pages, and growing. Shout out (Holla!) goes to Nethilia, aka [info]kittikattie, a fellow otf_wank member, for starting this marathon thread.

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2:32p - Ninja wank!
Now all we need is some pirate wank to go with.

It's all here.

Starring the Three Horsepeople of the Wankopolypse:
[info]fuckeu as 'Incoherence, Misuser of Punctuation'
hes litterally had actual ninja (as in ninjas, like ninjas, and not kungfu) trianing to go along with it. XD he loves sharp objects!

he was trianed by a ninja tho... they taught him all that ninja stuff dealing with energy, and sneakiness... its pretty neat his trainer was really serious. he said that his trainer became an actual ninja (i dont know what they call them) and has dragons burned into his arms from carrying something really hot.

i have seen what he can with a pair of knives... two very small knives... he could shred a man... the spining beauty!!! oh my god it truns me on!!! it makes me happy!!!!!

[info]koed as 'Pretension, Defender of the One True Japanese Way'
I will admit a certain form of admiration for his tenacity. Unfortunately it is plowed under by his inability to debate effectively and his habit of making personal insults and attacks rather than fighting with good logic and facts.

You ignorant, worthless, POSER!

I, unlike someone else, have NEVER claimed to be a ninja, kussa, shinobi, etc.
I have sparred and beaten many who have. Call it a personal problem, but I hate to see the martial arts defiled by wanna-be-ninja.


[info]gallowglas as 'Poorly Attempted Sarcasm'
I don't doubt that you know quite a bit about MODERN japanese. Before Mr. Hu would let me into his class for free I had to learn about the origins of modern japanese words and their meanings. I also had to learn how those meanings were changed over time through translation into the limited descriptor, english.

Sorry mr. know it all who thinks that its impossible to learn an art form and looks up ninja history on google, but ignorance is something that you are drowning in.

Thats real funny man. WOOOOOOo I had a good laugh on this post.


Also features Cluepons, bukkake jokes, and 12th circle purple lesbian ninja.



ETA: It just keeps going, yay!

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4:09p - Slightly old Punk!wank
[info]fanficrants amuses in a spare moment with a small elitism musical wank.

[info]emogyrlskyttlez posts a rant about those ubiquitous "emo kids" and their worrying habit of hanging around Hot Topic and listening to Green Day (but not the real, proper Green Day, you understand, the new kind where they dance like Britney Spears on Kool-Aid. Or something. Damn those Young People with their New-Fangled Music *shakes stick*)

[info]lilykane objects that, unless you are Sid Vicious (in which case the Fortean Times would like to have a word with you) you, too, were a rubbish teenager at one stage.

[info]redninjawinz and the OP have a long argument about whether punk is or is not, in fact, dead (sadly, neither of them tries to dispute the deceased status of Sid Vicious). Both of them use the word "pose(u)r" a great deal, and seem to be unaware of the irony therein.

[info]ami_87 makes a contribution to the argument, although to be honest I have no idea what she actually said. She does, however, seem to disapprove of "white-blond" " punk-wanna be emo-slavered bitches ignorant assholes", but luckily seh's a "true buddist", and has therefore not seen ´fit to slaughter any of them. Yet.

And the whole time I wonder what this has to do with fanfic...


current mood: Candy-Coated
current music: Green Day -- American Idiot

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