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Monday, August 8th, 2005
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10:06a - Self-Righteous Parents Wank on GAFF
In the Godawful Subcultures forum, BlueMondays posts about people who think Everyone Should Have Children,and how they annoy her. People respond versions of "Hear, hear!"
But Leslie41 points that sometimes people do change their minds.
BlueMondays takes offense and the wank is off and running. Included are questions of whether or not one would go to one's father for advice on one's sexual health, and the ethics of fraud in order to get a tubal ligation.
Hey, it's a change from Harry Potter, y'know?
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2:21p - Cyclical wank
Remember Cyclotouriste, aka John Gobin Shaw, the cross-country-bicycling gentleman who knew about 911 and who called so memorably for a female traveling companion about two months ago? He just found the wank, and is now giving his side of the story, complete with confusion of third and first person, allegations of CENSORSHIP!, and, uh, an Ebay ad.
I don't get it either.
It's mostly just the sound of one hand wanking at the moment, but there's moist and steamy potential.
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6:24p - Heh
OMG! Journalfen stole the Livejournal code, and I have proof!
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10:10p - conuly and childofmarduk cage match!
Remember ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) childofmarduk, the "best writer ever"? Well, he's back, this time on </a></b></a>books, arguing that all modern literature is degenerate filth, but that doesn't matter since in a few years no-one will be able to read and write any more. There follows an almighty smackdown by members of said community (most notably conuly, who I tend to agree with, frighteningly), during which childofmarduk claims to be writing the Next Great Novel, insults those who don't agree with him and reveals that he considers Thomas Harris and George R R Martin to be the Tolstoy and Dostoevsky of their day.
Remember to thank the mousie on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) wank_report in your prayers tonight, children!
current mood: Frivolous
current music: The Dixie Chicks -- Travellin' Soldier (129 comments |comment on this)
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