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Monday, September 5th, 2005
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7:43p - Small but juicy note_to_asshat wank
In note_to_asshat, jagwire makes a post about people who crowd him and won't shut up at the movies. His method of getting people to keep their distance is... er... unconventional?
"I have now started to buy frozen Coke purely to pour it on the seats around me. Oh no! Your bum is now cold and wet! Serves you right for being an inconsiderate a-hole; consider me karma in human form you testicle wart. Be thankful I haven't figured out how to smuggle a sufficient quantity of battery acid into the movies yet."
Post gets passed on to customers_suck, where theatre workers are (understandably) pissed.
teh_oregano responds in a separate post, causing jagwire to strike back, pissing off... well, everybody, and getting the bannination laid upon him and upon his puppet friend soulmetal.
The posts only have a handful of comments a piece. Like I said, small, but yummy.
ETA: Jagwire's second post is bahleeted, but no one can hide from Google Desktop Search! ( Except for the italics, the emphasis is all his. )
current mood: Pimping (22 comments |comment on this)
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