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Monday, September 12th, 2005
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10:22a - Boys taking showers in school -- one way or another, there will be wank!
(I tried to post this earlier, but it got eaten. I'm posting it again because I think Jude Law and his penis needs some company.)
The angsty little boys over at the Large Penis Support Group (NWS, mostly from full-frontal avatar pics) aren't all that good at staging a decent flame war -- their usual style of wanking involves mutual ass-kissing of the "I'll claim to have a big dick, and trade big-dick compliments with other guys claiming to have big dicks" variety. Therefore, this wank is probably a whole lot smaller than the wanks you're all used to pointing and giggling at... but what the hell.
It all starts with with a link to this article, and a poll. Rather civil, I thought, but fear not!
ChimeraTX: "Won't someone think of the children?"
Dr Rock: "I did, and then I snickered. They'll be embarrassed. Deal with it."
Dr Rock: "Oh, and lest I forget, Chimera's a smelly troglodyte."
ChimeraTX: "Oh yeah? Well you're ugly!"
Rikter8: "Okay, you two. Kiss, fuck, and make up. And you do realize that this whole controversy is the fault of loony conservatives who think that boys showering together will turn OMFG teh Ghey!"
robertomuro: "Are you kidding? Blame the lib'rals, they're the ones who are so touchy-feely about not wanting to make people 'uncomfortable'!"
Tony7xxx: (Subtitled:) "Hey, I have a big dick. I just thought I'd remind you all."
Warmsunshine: "Bitchslappings all around!"
Dr Rock: "Bitchslapping to you to infinity!"
Warmsunshine: "Bitchslapping to you to infinity plus one!"
And it goes on, mostly between Dr Rock and Warmsunshine, with accusations of latent gay pedophilia, poor arguing form, and more information than you could ever want about the fucking Boy Scouts flying all over the place. Even more amusingly (or is that frighteningly?), the most mature person in that discussion claims to be sixteen.
Support Group, my earache.
Bonus wank: I first discovered this teenage boy's locker room forum over at Portal of Evil, which includes some (very stale) wank in its own forum.
current music: Cheech and Chong (29 comments |comment on this)
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1:47p - War on Geometry!
According to certain Right Wingnuts, the proposed design for the Flight 93 memorial is inappropriate. Why? Because it's in the shape of a crescent, of course, and everyone knows that crescent = Islam = OMGTERRORIST!!!!111
Someone points out that if this is the case, then they should ban the South Carolina flag, not to mention those subversive croissants Freedom Rolls.
As an added bonus, FW gets a nod in the Making Light post on this issue:
Luthe: Leave it to the conservatives to wank about the best piece of memorial architecture to come out of 9/11 so far.
Uh ... does that mean the same thing in the US that it does in the UK? Because I have to say that it's a strange sentence if it does...
Paul, the world of online fandom has adopted the word 'wank' to mean the act of complaining endlessly and stupidly about things that are, on the whole, not worth the effort. The idea being that such complaints are merely the Internet form of masturbation, done for the whole 'Net to see. For examples, see Fandom Wank, the largest and most dedicated of the sites devoted to mocking those who wank (online, at least).
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8:41p - When book lovers go bad
Booktards is a mostly rational community about the discussion of, what else, books. The most heated I've been things get has been the endless "Dan Brown: pretentious, false tripe or just plain ol' literary fun" debate. Until today.
Mabiebabie violates the first rule of Livejournal by posting a picture without a cut - a scan of a page from Ayn Rand's "Fountainhead". The usual cries of "alas, alack, my layout!" and "fucking cut this, where is the mod???" abound, and the entry has since been deleted.
A little while later, an apparent moderater steps in, making a heinous-on-the-eyes, all caps post saying the spam has been deleted, please continue with our bookloving discussion. Troll accusations rightfully fly! Again, this post has since been edited, now reading Sorry you had to deal with those awful trolls earlier. I've deleted all their posts and banned them. We can now get back to our normally scheduled literary program. :) The actual community maintainer arrives, thanking the poster for deleting the mess. Hoping4serenity takes this as the mod vindicating the trolls behaviour.
Hoping4serenity dons her drama pajamas, and rages against the machine by withdrawing her membership, but not before and apparent banning takes place. Luckily, h4s has plenty of time to complain about comments spamming her inbox and extend her angry diatribe against the mods. Does anyone have an accurate count of how many times she reiterates that she is leaving/has left the community? I ran out of fingers and toes.
The original poster starts yet another thread, this time explaining their "reasons" for trolling, claiming it was all in the name of driving home a DON'T FEED THE TROLLS lesson.
Well there we go. My first wank report, and it probably doesn't have much distance left in it, save possibly a final word from the actual community mods, but I got a laugh out of it. Oh livejournal intelligensia, what would we do without you?
ETA: Sadly the mods have deleted all the delicious wankage, but thanks to Monkeywrench who saved this page, Hoping4serenity's first of many long goodbyes.
current mood: Spiffy (24 comments |comment on this)
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9:56p - Baby wank on law_students
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) dlto posts some humor.
A little good-natured ribbing results, until aap11 begins wanking .
Others join in, playertwo and bunnygoeshop .
It seems to have stopped for now, owing to the smallness and relative inactivity of law_students as a community, but people will wank over anything.
current mood: OMGWTF
current music: Solitary - Gackt (12 comments |comment on this)
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