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Monday, October 10th, 2005
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12:04a
Fchan is a furry smut imgboard, on the order of 4chan. There is a DNP (Do Not Post) list, made up of artists who ask that their work not be posted on the board. If there is, it is usually deleted by the mods. There have been several DNP threads, but this one is a whopping 40 posts. These rationalizations are the same ones I see used by music downloaders, oddly enough.
( the first post -warning, contains caps rape )Needless to say, several people call him on the "classic masters of art" analogy.
( boom )
Und so weiter. Oddly enough, almost no one seems willing to take the side of the original poster. And what wank would be complete without someone taking the original poster's words and ( substituting them for something ridiculous? )
Please DON'T furbash or troll. I mean it.
ETA:Dentist analogy.
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12:34a - "Fionna Apple got fat" wank
Over on Oh No They Didn't, there is a post that mentions Fionna Apple and has pics of her looking bigger than she used to. Most people seem appreciative of her new body type, but a bit of wank emerges.
makeitchemiccal says, "I always thought Fiona apple was kind of slim, why are her arms soo big?"
Many people explain that she used to have an eating disorder, and eventually makeitchemiccal apologizes and says she didn't know. (I totally didn't either.)
agua_de_azucar, however, agrees with the fat comments, and then things get personal between her and twentydollartip. Later, she makes another post which spawns more wank, and in which she is accused of trying to start drama by 8thrank and is called out by likeshesaid.
I'm thinking agua-de-azucar has a problem with fat people, as she also says this in a post that has pics of Kelly Osbourne (and Val Kilmer, my one true love). But that seems odd, since this is listed as her website on her user page. Hmm. Troll? MPD? Denial? I don't know.
Tiny, but hopefully amusing. First wank; be gentle.
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3:00p - REAL Gothic wank
Many thanks to the mouse on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) wank_report!
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) yarinaosu, whom we last saw laying down the law in japanese_films, is now spreading hir enlightenment over the gothic_lit and 18thcentury communities on LJ.
The mess starts here, with Yarinaosu's pastiche of tl;dr ganked from hir grad school papers. pigeonhed takes offense to... something-or-other, and gets into a massive (and now deleted) pissing match with Yarinaosu. Yarinaosu is banned, and Pigeonhed, a prime wanker in his own right, proceeds to cement his position in the community by bringing it up over and over and wanking with lunifox.
Meanwhile, Our Hero licks hir wounds and takes hir vendetta to 18thcentury to warn the good people there to "Avoid the Gothic Lit Forum". With great skill, s/h/it manages to not only cast aspersions on the eeeevil Gothic Lit forum, but lay down the law about what 18thcentury is about. The good people do not take kindly to the warning, or to the law. When the mod fails to see Yarinaosu's pure, clear vision, Yarinaosu threatens to leave and take all hir friends with hir. The mod helps hir out the door with the banstick. Delicious!
EDIT: As charmian pointed out, Lunifox is a Yarinaosu sock that s/h/it used to continue wanking in the last wank s/h/it starred in. Countdown to Gothic_Lit's catching on: Five... four... three...
UPDATE: ...Two and a half... two and three eighths... two and five sixteenths... Meanwhile, the mod is out of the picture with a broken computer. Yarinaosu/Lunifox continues to be charming, with an extra dollop in his/her/hir/tes own LJ, and LJ Funnies immortalizes the situation in a strip.
UPDATE on the UPDATE: ...One, zero, banned! (The wankstreams cross briefly as someone suggests that the mod might want to appoint a backup mod, and forunlawfulck pops up to suggest one of their friends.)
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7:10p
There's a post on a furry's journal about Zoophilia/Bestiality. The thread has proven to be a troll magnet, even attracting this lovely specimem(NSFW). It doesn't help that WJL responds to well written posts reading, essentially, a poorly-formatted "prove it", followed by an ad hominem. He's like a zoophile Jack Thompson.
It's strange: I've seen wolfjlupus on some of my comms. He didn't seem nuts.*
*Pun intended.
Again, no furbashing.
ETA: Of furs in general, I mean. This wank in particular? Weapons free.
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11:19p - Childfree wank, as usual.
My first report... there's so much here I've left it in tragically general terms.
A parent posts on childfree, telling everyone she is certainly supportive, but she doesn't like the phraseologies. (That'd be JanuaryGirl66.)
Wank ensues, of course, especially when it's discovered she has started the community Anti_kidhaters. The Childfree folks take over her comm, including directly mocking her post.
Much wailing and gnashing of teeth abounds.
ETA: Much bahleeting has occured, particularly in the anti_kidhaters community. Pity.
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