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Monday, November 7th, 2005
12:34a - you put US presidents and 'older' men together, and you will get wank
This wank is about three days old, and it's not exactly huge, but anyway.

So we start off with euterpe35's post at the metaquotes community on LJ, in which she is quoting someone else commenting on the sexiness of Woodrow Wilson. All goes fine for a bit, people discuss history and all of the rest of it, but then extrophic_ghost replies to someone else's comment with this:

You must realize that after women got the right to vote only the most physically attractive out of the presidential candidates have been elected.

And yeah, it's all downhill from there on.

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Then there's a little bit of extra wank further down the thread, again with extrophic_ghost.

Like when I see Condi Rice, Even though I know she's evil, I can't help but wonder what she looks like naked and imagine having sex with her in all different kinds of positions. So that makes me like her more.

If the presidents were all girls I don't think I'd be able to maintain objectivity either.

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11:46a - Mock the Stupid drama
Credobacchus posts the following to Mock the Stupid:

I used to have this friend. He was decidedly Gothic, bringing every single stereotype to life. He wore only black, swore he was a Satanist, talked about the blackness of his soul all the time.

So one day he comes to me to show me something he says is awesome. He rolls up his sleeve, and I start laughing as he tells me the Devil told him to carve this into his arm as a sign of worship.

It said "Satin".


The usual mocking ensues until Melysni says "Ha ha, even Satan thinks you're gay", and the drama begins. Marvel at her backpedalling! Delight in the way she just doesn’t get it! Gaze in wonder as she breaks jurisimprudence laws! The drama may be small but it has it all, including logic that makes you go 'buh?' Enjoy!

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1:18p - A cappella wankery
This wank is thanks to the RARB forums.

The topic is which tracks will be making it onto the Best of College A cappella (BOCA) 2006 CD.
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Anyway, it's just a wee wank (and really quite polite, as far as wank goes).  I'm looking forward to following it until the nomination announcements are made in a week or two.  I'm hoping for a shitstorm of controversy like the 2004 CARAs.  My god, the bitching over the choices made was epic... well, epic for a cappellery.

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7:05p - Fuck the POPE!!1!!!!eleven
It's this time of year again.

Religion wank time. And not only that, but religion wank in [info]cf_hardcore.

The original post is titled Fuck the POPE! and I can't even begin to list the lovely arguments in the wank discussion that follows.

What I learned from this wank:

* Mother Theresa is a sadistic bitch

* Nuns are slaves

* The Catholic religion declared itself a nation so it can stop the U.N. from providing birth control to developing nations. Or something like that. I didn't quite understand that poster...

I'm not a fan of everything the Catholic church does myself, but wow, these people have issues. Both sides, actually.

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