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Monday, November 28th, 2005
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1:46a
Over in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) customers_suck, someone posts about fur coats. Begging people not to wear fur coats.
Such replies are inspiring.
what a great way to be a jerk to people who wear things that you don't.
'I really hope that the people running this LJ take this post down soon' versus 'It is an appropriate post in customers_suck because in my opinion, fur coat wearers are sucky and I frequently have to deal with them as customers'
Look, let's just use random abbreviations to mock!
I have no clue what this is, but it involves furries, and LJ abuse reports, and a giant nose.
There are lots of furry replies in assorted comments, actually. Actually, about 15 in a row. So. There you have it.
There also was a bit about vegans but it wasn't wanky, just had the potential.
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2:12p - "I'm just trying to be ridiculous. Which is working quite well."
On Livejournal's linguaphiles, user ulvesang poses a question about literary phonetic transcription in languages other than English. One of his examples of the uses of this convention in English is "Yo, wassup mah niggah?"
anarchys_savior takes offense. A round of "that's racist" "no, it isn't" "yes, it is" "no, it isn't" follows, spiced up with witty repartee to the nature of "...as far as I'm concerned, racist assholes like yourself can go shut the fuck up and go join the Klan."
But it doesn't end here. Feeling slighted, ulvesang decides to make another post, which user leex is kind enough to summarize for us: The fact that ulvesang thinks the correct way to express disagreement at a party is to urinate in the fruit punch and randomly kick people's shins loses him any case he might've ahd [sic] with me.
EDIT: Second post has been bahleeted, but slackerbitch managed to save it for us.
THE RETURN OF EDIT: annabelle_lee saved round three, and the wank continues.
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7:56p - Gaia's Extended Discussion meets otherkin
When the topic of otherkin arises on the Gaia boards, wank just has to ensue. And, of course, it does.
For those of you who don't know, Gaia is a board wherein little anime-style chibis argue with each other and spam madly in search of gold to buy ridiculously addicting clothes to complete their outfits. And damnit, I will someday get fairy wings.
Extended Discussion is where Gaian chibis act pretentious and think they're being deep by bringing up the same few topics ("Bush: How did the monkey man delude America into electing him?" "I'm planning on committing suicide. Please admire my emo angst and discuss the morality of suicide." "Is Masturbations okay?" etc.) and debate it with badly-spelled posts and logic that would make baby Snape kill them all.
And in a breeding ground like this, when the topic of otherkin is brought up, mass stupidity abouts.
( First post: Fear the otherkin, for their dragon souls will go berserk and kill you )
( Saying otherkin are dangerous is like saying all gays are rapists! )
( Hitler/Stalin = Dragon otherkin )
( I have the spirit of a fox, and I haven't ripped anyone apart yet. No matter how much I want to. And I really want to. Wait, this isn't helping disprove the OP, is it? )
( Turtles are cool, dammit. Why, yes, I am including this paragraph just because I like turtles. Hey, it's my wank report. )
( Animals are just as smart as humans, you anthropocentric bastard! )
( Jesus=Otherkin )
( I am a demon dragon but I'm not evil you bastard! )
( Dragons are the victims of slander! Equal rights for dragons! )
( I have the soul of an elf and I hope you get ripped apart by otherkin for insulting us like this you bastard. Humans don't have souls. )
( Elf otherkin continues to flail around and try to explain why humans don't have souls. This reminds me that I need to go break a mirror. )
( The obvious question: If little miss elf otherkin doesn't believe humans have a soul, how the hell does she think she has a soul? )
( Her response: To quote Evanescence lyrics. No, really. And I think she thinks her elf soul can guard her against the mirror's magical soul stealing powers. I don't know. )
( Why, yes, I do put my race as elf on my resume. Edit after being mocked for a page or two: No, I meant on rps, not in real life. )
Seeing as this goes on for 495 pages and I'm only on page 17, I'm not going through the rest of it for fear of my brains rotting out. God, I've missed Gaia. I'm just not sure why.
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11:10p - Condom Wank!
Livejournal_uk are at it again.
Includes discussion of the standards of condoms, sanitary products and the line (in jest - oh god I hope it was in jest) "Dont you know, it's far cooler to rot away from AIDS than use a free condom!"
Pretty much all threads are begining to get wanky but keep an eye out for threads involving blackpinkstars - they're special.
current mood: *sporfle!*
current music: Film 2005 (19 comments |comment on this)
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