(Title nicked from one of the comments)
A member of the vaginapagina com does not grasp that 'My vagina is too tight to X' =/= 'Yours must swallow people whole!' (yay hive vagina reference!), because it is all in the mind (the OP later edited the post to add that in some cases it maybe isn't all in the mind). A great many words to the OP, but inevitably: splooge ensues.
With thanks to the mouse on wank_report
It doesn't look as wanky as it is because dissenting comments have been ignored and bahleeted, or so bieyelinergirl says. The OP, lovethatlovage says the bahleetion occurred because bieyelinergirl pollutes the issue.

EtA1: It might be breeding: Troll or tight?

Et fix link *kowtows*

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In the LJ community </a></b></a>bad_tattoos_2, </a></b></a>glennoar posts a bunch of, well, bad tattoos.

The problem arises with the last one, a large leg piece of a wolf, which she breezily claims was copied from a sketch of hers on deviantART.

Arise the naysayers! Cue seventy-some-odd comments of 'OMG EGO MUCH' and glennoar's defense to the death of her claim! (Included is your friend and mine, </a></b></a>thebitingfaery!)

Includes Photoshop overlays, one to disprove, one to prove (with red lines!), glennoar's personal attack on </a></b></a>shauncey's art--twice--and a general descent into name-calling and insults on all sides!

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crochet just gets wankier and wankier. It starts with a post from the mod asking that all images must be cut tagged and include warnings. Which is followed by post after post after post after post after post of quasi (or perhaps not so quasi) offensive material, including this post which includes a naked or mostly naked picture of the OPs child modeling a hat she knitted for him. The OP is reminded that pervs roam that internets and that such pictures being put in an open post are maybe not a good idea. The legal definition of child pornography is tossed about and good fun is had by all. Then someone posts explaining that if you read the RSS feed, the LJ cuts don't work, which is met with a general chorous of well, why is your lazy ass surfing as work and OMG plz lv, k thnx! And it all culminates in bribery! Don't censor my crochet, also? Get a pattern if you agree with me!

I'm sure more's to come.

Edit: Not wanky yet, but the night's relatively young.

Edit2: crochet's been baleeted. =( However, there's more fun at crochet_snark and crocheters might suppy good fun yet...

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