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Friday, December 30th, 2005
10:08p - A macro-festival courtesy of 4chan
Poor [info]wowzaz_86 just can't get a break. I mean, you try to force yourself onto a sleeping girl, and suddenly everybody hates you. Huh, I wonder why...

Here's full the backstory.

He skirts around the issue in this post, but people know what he's talking about and aren't too happy about it.

WARNING: THIS NEXT SEVERAL LINKS CONTAINS GRAPHIC GRAPHICS.

In a more recent post, he decides to laugh the whole thing off with a humorous colourbar. It turns out that it was only funny to him. Who knew? Two of his friends are sticking around to defend him, since he "didn't really enjoy it, so it wasn't rape, QED". Besides, he's atoned for his sins in this post, where he says sorry, and that it's all just a big misunderstanding. Not to mention his fricken' his interest list.

It also seems that [info]stupidf_pixie is a fake used by [info]wowzaz_86 for claims-bolstering purposes. Amazingly enough, that journal has been deleted. This is serious business. [info]wowzaz_86 has also made another post, which has been filled with three pages of comments in under an hour.

If you think to yourself "my, that scrollbar is frightfully thin, this must be A wank!", don't kid yourself. Someone posted a link on 4chan, so it's all image macros. But still, two pages, right? Right? 4chan knows how to do it.

EDIT: Apparently people did not realized that when I said "graphic", I meant pretty damn disgusting. I have made the "warning" blink to better illustrate this point.

!EDIT!: [info]recommendation has realized that [info]wowzaz_86 hotlinked the colourbar from her photobucket account, so she has replaced "rape is love" with a hilarious, completely worksafe macro tailor-fitted to the situation. Also, [info]stupidf_pixie was actually [info]starfruit_pixie. The fake account was so that she would easily wash he hands of the affair when it was over.

Credit goes to [info]bastardman for brining this to my attention and documenting it so nicely! Also: discovering insulin.

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10:23p - Of Nerds and Fat Girls
Found this through the rape wank, though it has nothing to do with it. I think this probably has a lot of backstory that I'm not familiar with, but basically daniels_pengies and gerbilsage hate each other.

Daniels_pengies thinks gerbilsage is obsessed with him. He then makes edits to gerbilsage's encyclopedia dramatica entry, which makes gerbilsage "giggle" and daniels_pengies talk about how gerbilsage is "frothing" (with nws images). Daniels_pengies bans gerbilsage and all his little friends. (Watch them both suck up to thebitingfaery as a bonus!) Eventually daniels_pengies posts a picture of gerbilsage, saying, "Would any of you actually mate with THAT????" Thus follows 200 comments, some of which contain semi-naked pictures of friends.

I'm way too lazy to figure out what the hell is going on here, but both of them post to each other's journals so often I think they should probably just stop wanking and start fucking.

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