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Monday, February 6th, 2006
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1:02p - Who Would Have Thought Pet Owners Brought Wank That Wouldn't End?
A million years ago, or perhaps just a few weeks, I posted this to i_wank. A good time was generally had by all, except for a few trolly SPO members who insisted that their potentially dangerous and incredibly lacking in common sense approach was the only way to be a true animal lover.
Thanks to an anonymouse, I discover that the wank has not, nay, it WILL not die!
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) ragalicious posts an update of sorts in dot_pet_snark, using a story that smacks a bit of JF members' fictional better-than-you pet stories. The OP to the ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) i_wank entry, storyofherlife, is not impressed by the story completely different than hers. dot_pet_snarkers generally mock storyofherlife's fear of dogs and stress-induced, convoluted original post.
Of course, reading this entry I discover that there has been a TAG created for storyofherlife!
katkia222 also posted an entry about storyofherlife! Upon said posting, one of dot_pet_snark's admins decrees ENOUGH WITH THE storyofherlife ALREADY!
Some links go back to January, but others bring the wank back into glorious February, thus ignoring the admin request.
current mood: Dramatic (93 comments |comment on this)
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6:08p - 絶対運命黙示録
There are days, lately, where I seriously consider just up and deleting wtf_inc out of the blue, for no reason, whereupon I would then just park my ass right here and watch that corner of the Internet crumble into its constituent components of wank and dust.
A fox can dream...
current mood: Fixin' for a fight (69 comments |comment on this)
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6:34p - SuperBowl commercials raped my dog and killed my grandma!
Right. This is tiny, and it's not the flamewar type of wankery, but rather people on the internet being thoroughly insane - but it's got a nice strong WTF factor so I thought I'd share.
The Detroit News Online has a Cyber Survey up, asking people which of the Super Bowl commercials was their favorite. Since they only list 9, the last spot is "Other", and they left commenting open, probably figuring that people would specify which ad they meant by "Other" or explain why they thought that Magic Fridge commercial was way better than the Whopperettes. (Such as, one of them was actually funny.)
Of course, this being the internet, a few people decide to rant about things that have jack shit to do with advertising.
( Ameritrade ad = child molestation )
( Bud = dead kids )
And on the second page:
( Bud ad = government raping the little guy )
Like I said, it's teensy, but it proves the point that if you give anyone a place to sound off on the internet, they'll get up on a soapbox and fap away.
current mood: *sporfle!* (117 comments |comment on this)
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10:50p - You're glib, man! You're GLIB!
Plagiarized totally from a mousey on wank_report because I'm awesome like that.
Snopes reports on the rumor that women who have tattoos on their lower backs can't receive epidurals during childbirth. Over on the feed, a bit of peaceable discussion goes on before melsmarsh announces, "I wouldn't worry about epidurals. Just go without medication unless you are having surgery. Its not like its painful in childbirth. Your body produces natural meds. (I homebirthed.)"
There is a collective WTF. Marvel as melsmarsh explains to all us silly womenfolk that our pain is just in our heads!
As a special bonus, chrissmari lets us know that "Sluts with tramp stamps need to be more worried about passing aids onto their unborn children than whether or not they can get an epidural." This could be sarcasm. It's hard to tell on the Snopes feed.
Things seem to be slowing down now, but there's some quality "heptatits" punning near the end.
Thanks, mousey! ::blows kiss::
Personally, I'd like to know why there aren't more Tom Cruise jokes. "You don't know the history of child birth! I DO!"
current mood: Cannibalistic (135 comments |comment on this)
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