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Thursday, February 9th, 2006
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2:29p - Jews are genetically more capable of banking than goyim!
Oh baby
So, there's this forum, right? And there's this guy, right? And he posts this topic, you know, about maternity leave, and how this classroom full of self-identified feminists said that women shouldn't be given extensive maternity leave because it, like, it makes them look weak or something? And there are like, these responses, which are really all, you know, normal and stuff, until this other guy, TruthSeeker, like, starts posting, you know, and he's just, you know, totally insane, right? And he turns the thread into, like, this whrilpool of, you know, wank and crazy, and totally like, you know, kills my brain cells, which is why I'm totally typing like this, right?
So, like, here's some excerpts, because this guy is, like, craaaaazy. Like that one time, when Monica wore socks with sandals? It just totally speaks for itself, you know?
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And that's why crack is bad, kids! There's lots of other good stuff, especially from posters Gust and Quincta, but TruthSeeker went back and deleted a bunch of hir earlier posts, so if you want to, skip to page three. That's when all the crazy about genetics starts up.
current mood: *thud*
current music: "Dare to Be Stupid," Weird Al Yankovic (81 comments |comment on this)
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11:14p - And you thought only e-peen size was relative to IQ...
Or alternatively called: Dear Celestial Being, Just Kill a Puppy Already and Shut Up.
(First time poster, long time lurker!)
As much as I love customers_suck, it really brings the wank to the yard. Small, but mildly amusing
So, blackfroggy posts about irritating customers and...Jeb Bush! At the end, there is this addendum: Please, no comments about how you like Bush or how my opinion is wrong....they will be ignored....i'm sure people don't wanna read that also.
And...can't have a c_s post without some wank.
julay chooses to respectfully disagree with this stance. Enter asterix_pop: Font Nazi!
Later, we learn that asterix_pop is just bored! Because the only way to be non-bored is to wank. Those book things...eh. Not happening.
And the wank ensues again with a fun game called: How Good of a Christian Are You? Generalizing! People tell A_P he/she's being a bit of a butthole, but that doesn't matter because they're BORED! Can't you see that there is nothing else on this world they could possible do to avoid an essay? No? Why, you heathen!
Bonus!
Asterix_pop may dislike Bush, but he/she doesn't mind co-opting his platform!
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