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Monday, February 27th, 2006
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2:27p - "Mail fraud + patent infringement + "Jew Nazis" + multiple personalities!"
From ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) wank_report comes DIAPER DRAMA! Copied and pasted from the Anon report:
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) dark_inamorata, also known as hades_whore and sewin_suki wanted to make and sell cloth diapers as a work-at-home mom. She invited the members of the cloth diapering communities to get in on her testing program: 3 fitted diapers made of organic cotton and hemp, plus a free all-in-one, for $35. (An awesome deal.)
She collected hundreds of dollars. Then she disappeared for months.
People started to suspect that their diapers were never coming. They threatened Paypal chargebacks.
Then she posted an angry rebuttal that began "YOU SLIMBALLS ARE AMAZING," excoriating everyone who questioned her integrity! (radiotrashs' note: Beware, entire post is in capslock of rage). But ever so cleverly, she signed it "Tonya" - and later claimed that HER BABYSITTER had gotten hold of her LJ, while she was IN THE HOSPITAL getting orthopedic surgery.
Naturally, people find that she was quite active on LJ during her supposed hospitalization, and that IPs match up and all that jazz.
Now people have started getting diapers from her - shoddy, thin diapers that fall apart. Plus we learn that she's actually violating a patent on a similarly useless product. (radiotrash's note: Read Suki's reply to this whole thing here.) The astute notice that she has committed mail fraud by backdating her metered mail machine. pradagirl discovers that this is an offense punishable by $30,000 per incident, and encourages everyone to turn her ass in.
As hades_whore, Suzanne/Suki replies that pradagirl is a BLACK JEW NAZI.
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There's more asshattery from this lady, actually!
"In a Cityglitter twist, Suki/Tonya/Zan also raised $300 from a raffle her e-friends held after she said her abusive spouse had just left her with four kids and stolen all her money.
Now he's back home and taking her on vacation, yay!" People are understandably upset.
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hades_whore is also apparantly turning her friends into the feds! "Apparently she begged for leftover prescription medicines from her flist a few months back, received lots, and is now reporting her enemies to the DEA for illegally distributing medication through the USPS."
Edit: The DEA arrives. hades_whore promises to sue everyone and make sure they are ass-raped in prison. Or something. Enjoy.
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5:52p
At ferretlovers, someone asks for some health advice:
art_prostitute: Hi, I'm new! Anyway, I think my ferret may be sick. I have to force-feed her, she vomits, has loose stools, itchy skin, and she's really lethargic. What should I do?
ferretlovers: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, TAKE HER TO A VET!
Wank explodes, especially after tviokh comes in and lays smackdown. People accuse her of being harsh, because art_prostitute is only asking for help and being mean is not being supportive!
Other posters, obviously, don't agree. Wank ensues as people either berate the OP, or defend her. Not to mention the people telling the OP to GET OFF LJ ALREADY and find a good vet.
Then it turns that the OP is a troll! (Thank heavens) Turns out it's actually mindiloohoo, trying to get herself banned. She succeeds and is baninated.
(P.S. While the OP CLAIMS she is 13, mindiloohoo definately isn't.)
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