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Monday, March 13th, 2006
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12:47p - Baby, thinking of tar dripping down the back of your throat and filling your lungs gets me so hot...
Seattle, Washington is having a little trouble with their Smoking Ban. Goddamn Government! First I can't shoot pinkos, now smoking is slightly more difficult! What is this country coming to?
When Sufjan Stevens gets around to doing his album on Washington, he should mention something about jameth. It's only fair, really.
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9:08p - Jealous racist censor wank
Many thanks to a mouse on wank_report!
White girl natsukigirl makes a post on ipod that says nothing but, "YAAAAAY! My new iPod Nano (it's white) is named 'RABBEAT'. But, on the back there's a Sun Microsystem logo."
Except that she doesn't write it quite like that. She writes it like this:
きゃあぁぁぁ!新らしiPod Nano『白い』の名前:ラビート(RABBEAT):p でも背中がSUN MICROSYSTEMのローゴ.
Cue the cries of "What?" and "Speak English, fangirl!" from the crowd. Ah, but natsukigirl and her friend jesuitx see right through them. They're not just asking her to speak English in an English-speaking community, they're jealous racists who hate freedom:
( Racists! Raciiiiiists! )
There's even more fun in natsukigirl's LJ.
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