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Monday, March 13th, 2006
12:47p - Baby, thinking of tar dripping down the back of your throat and filling your lungs gets me so hot...
Seattle, Washington is having a little trouble with their Smoking Ban. Goddamn Government! First I can't shoot pinkos, now smoking is slightly more difficult! What is this country coming to?

When Sufjan Stevens gets around to doing his album on Washington, he should mention something about [info]jameth. It's only fair, really.

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9:08p - Jealous racist censor wank
Many thanks to a mouse on [info]wank_report!

White girl [info]natsukigirl makes a post on [info]ipod that says nothing but, "YAAAAAY! My new iPod Nano (it's white) is named 'RABBEAT'. But, on the back there's a Sun Microsystem logo."

Except that she doesn't write it quite like that. She writes it like this:

きゃあぁぁぁ!新らしiPod Nano『白い』の名前:ラビート(RABBEAT):p
でも背中がSUN MICROSYSTEMのローゴ.

Cue the cries of "What?" and "Speak English, fangirl!" from the crowd. Ah, but [info]natsukigirl and her friend [info]jesuitx see right through them. They're not just asking her to speak English in an English-speaking community, they're jealous racists who hate freedom:

Racists! Raciiiiiists! )

There's even more fun in [info]natsukigirl's LJ.

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