I come bearing RACISM WANK! (No, not that. No incest involved this time, and even if there was, we've already given her far too much attention. But I digress.)

In brutal_honesty, hypnotic naked person makes the following post:

"A minority, whether they be Asian, black, or hispanic, can not be racist. It is not possible for a minority to be racist. Many of those who are in the majority, such as whites, cannot seem to recognize the difference between racism and prejudice. It's all about power. The majority has it, the minority doesn't. Minorities can be bigoted and prejudiced all they want, but they don't have the power to act or assert their values onto the majority. They don't have the power to actively discriminate on the basis of race. Minorities have to go to the majority for everything they need. A minority can not be racist. Simple as that. And people who think otherwise are completely uninformed."

A blotchy dude with glasses provides counterexamples. A fat retarded A-Ha fan prefers the simple and direct approach: "BULLSHIT!" A buffed pretty-boy comments on the naked chick's education: "Let me guess, you just got out of your FIRST 'Political Activism 101' class, taught by some aging ex-hippie with a chip on her shoulder, and it got you ALL.FIRED.UP." (But what does he know, he once wore Abercrombie and Fitch!)

And there's more. Much more. And of course the naked chick argues with just about all of them, but sadly, she's not always naked -- she's usually wearing a T-shirt with a picture of a razor blade on it. Pity, that.

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Over at bad_service, slayer_buffy66 posts about a delivery guy giving her his number while he was delivering her food. She concludes her post with "I can NEVER order from them again."

Comments start with people agreeing that it was inappropriate of him, and some suggest that she call up the manager. Others call her out for over reacting. Some even accuse her of using the post to sneak in a little bragging about herself.

The real wank, however, doesn't explode until christophersnow appears and says, "it's not like he groped you or anything." Then everyone's favorite, ginmar, shows up and remembers to bring the feminism wank.

The OP is pretty wanky herself. She edits her post twice, the first time claiming that "I am WAY to scared to complain. He's been to my HOUSE numerous times. I am alone a LOT of the time when I am not at work. I am parinoid."

But the second time she switches gears to "Okay, I would like to say that THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN A LONG TIME. I am not over reacting. I really thought it was funny/sad/pathetic all at the same time."

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A useless_fact about crisps (chips in Americanese) and a little overreacting over proper terminology creates vegetarian wank!

It's very small, but pretty vicious.

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