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Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
3:06a - In Which A U.S. Congresswoman Fangirls Herself And Plays The Race Card.

So yeh see, dahlinks, it's like this:

Due to security concerns about, ya know, terrorists or assassins or just plain nutty voters, everyone who enters a Capitol Hill building in Washington, DC has to go through the metal detectors--except members of Congress.  Congresspersons and Senators have spiffy little pins they wear on their lapels (or, as my former boss did, on chains around their necks) that identify them.

SO...the chain of events unfolds as follows:

(Background Info: There are 435 members of the House of Representatives, and 100 Senators.)

  1. Georgia Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney strolls into a Congress building without her identifying pin--right past the metal detectors.
  2. Capitol Hill Police officer yells at her to stop, then runs after her and grabs her by the arm.
  3. McKinney flips out and hits him.
  4. Charges may be filed against her as a result.

Link to the story:  http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/03/29/mckinney.scuffle.ap/index.html

NOW...the ZOMGRACISM!!! accusations unfold as follows:

  1. McKinney:  "this whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me, a female, black congresswoman."
  2. Republican Congresspersons:  "HUH?!  You're joking, right, lady?"
  3. Democratic Congresspersons:  *hide faces*  "Er...maybe she's going a bit overboard...uhhhm...she's not with us, I swear."  *wince*
  4. McKinney:  "I wasn't wearing my ID, but they SHOULDA RECOGNIZED ME ANYWAY, ZOMG!!!!111"
  5. McKinney Supporters (and Lethal Weapon star):  RACISTS!!!! RAAAAAAAYYYY-CIIIISTS!!!!!111ONE!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/03/31/mckinney.police/index.html

(Repeat Background Info: (for those who might have missed it the first time)  435 United States Representatives, 100 United States Senators running around Capitol Hill at any given time.)

Remarks... )

How is it this woman is still in Congress and my boss lost her election?  (grumble)

ETA: More articles on the subject containing more headdesk-inducing quotes...

Two new articles with additional information and asinine claims... )

EATA (Edited Again To Add): A link to a highly-amusing pic. So very painfully accurate.



current mood: Indignant
current music: "Dear Me"--Lorrie Morgan

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7:42p - "OMG DUN KILL DA SEALS!"
Over at OhNoTheyDidnt, a post is made about Pamela Anderson and the Canadian seal hunts. Soon enough, wank falls, everyone splooges.

[info]hellb starts with the obligatory "What if the tables were turned, and it was HUMAN babies who's beatings would bring in money to the country?" comment. It is partially believed they are a troll and wholly believed they are an idiot, especially when they compare killing Lindsay Lohan to killing seals.

But wait, there's more! On the next page, [info]vainsinner wins the "Biggest Douche In The Universe" award with this comment:

pretty much anybody who kills adorable small things with clubs is on my shit list. don't even try to justify it. i can't even begin to understand the mind-set of anyone who could look at those beautiful, gentle creatures who do absolutely no harm and club them to death. some aren't even dead and suffer a slow painful demise. these people need fucking therapy or are well on their way to becoming serial killers.

When [info]whitneysrose sets her (him?) straight, [info]vainsinner asks if there are no other ways for the clubbers to make a living and proceeds to call them pathetic. Later on, [info]cnyl gives the truth about seals while [info]vainsinner continues being an idiot. There is a South Park reference and a conversation about population control. Before you ask, I am 90% sure that [info]vainsinner is not a troll.

But [info]wenchlette wins at life with this comic</i> on the third page.


current music: "Stick Stickly" Lemon Demon

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